Pine Level couple does 'My Big Redneck Wedding' their way

Saniflush · « **on:** January 21, 2011, 11:28:13 AM »

Christmas seems to show up almost every day now.

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Throw out those prim, frilly dresses, stiff tuxedos and the elaborate floral designs.

There ain't none of that at this here weddin'.

This, y'all, is a big redneck wedding, and will be featured tonight on the show of the same name on the CMT network.

The show features the matrimony in the mud of Jessica Shell and Justin Sims, who live near Pine Level and who wanted do things their way. And on TV.

Friends of theirs -- Anna and Bo Granthum -- did the same show a couple of years ago. The production company called the friends to ask if they knew of anyone who might want to do the show, too, and they suggested Jessica and Justin. The company came to Alabama for a test run with the couple, and the rest is redneck history.

The nuptials took place Nov. 13 at Anna and Bo's mud bog, so naturally one of the featured activities of the wedding was mud wrestling.

Flanked by an archway of pickups fresh from the mud, the wedding party eschewed the usual formal attire and opted for boots, jeans and ball caps.

The couple have been together since they were in eighth grade, and both graduated from Marbury High School.

They have a baby boy, named Cayde, who is now 81/2 months old. He played a big part in the wedding.

"He wore his little cowboy hat and western pants and boots," Jessica said. "He was in a baby backpack, and I wore him.

"He was a big hit."

Their families were pretty excited about the show, Jessica said. "They were all there and happy. It was fun."

The service was performed by a drunken minister -- but this wasn't your traditional country preacher.

"This was a friend who got ordained online," Jessica said. "We couldn't find a preacher who would do what we wanted to do, so this is what we did."

Would she do it all over again?

"Oh yeah," Jessica said. "I hated when (the production crew) left."

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #1 on:** January 21, 2011, 11:41:54 AM »

Row fuckin' tahd by gawd

Token · « **Reply #2 on:** January 21, 2011, 11:43:06 AM »

Si-motherfucking-gh

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #3 on:** January 21, 2011, 11:46:54 AM »

You would think...that just maybe...she would have gotten the blond dye job redone so she wouldn't have 4" of black hair showing on her scalp...

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #4 on:** January 21, 2011, 11:49:17 AM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on January 21, 2011, 11:46:54 AM

You would think...that just maybe...she would have gotten the blond dye job redone so she wouldn't have 4" of black hair showing on her scalp...

That's the "look" baby. Besides, there's normally a houndstooth ball cap covering it up.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #5 on:** January 21, 2011, 11:52:47 AM »

Yo Howie, isn't that down in the Warden's neck of the woods?

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #6 on:** January 21, 2011, 12:07:58 PM »

Wedding cake?

Saniflush · « **Reply #7 on:** January 21, 2011, 12:37:00 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 21, 2011, 11:52:47 AM

Yo Howie, isn't that down in the Warden's neck of the woods?

I think this is the Pine Level North of Prattvegas.

CCTAU · « **Reply #8 on:** January 21, 2011, 12:39:40 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on January 21, 2011, 12:37:00 PM

I think this is the Pine Level North of Prattvegas.

That is correct. Yea for Prattville!

You knew that before too long we would all know somebody on this show.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #9 on:** January 21, 2011, 12:45:41 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on January 21, 2011, 12:37:00 PM

I think this is the Pine Level North of Prattvegas.

You mean they didn't get them duds from Sykes and Kahn. Cohn...Kan

Saniflush · « **Reply #10 on:** January 21, 2011, 12:50:01 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 21, 2011, 12:45:41 PM

You mean they didn't get them duds from ~~Sykes~~ Sikes and Kahn. Cohn...Kan

They probably still got them there.

Also just for general knowledge James Sikes is known as the Pine Level Warden. For clarification the original Warden is known as the the Teasley's Mill warden.

They like to ride together to Dixie board meetings and solve all the world's problems.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #11 on:** January 21, 2011, 01:08:08 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on January 21, 2011, 12:50:01 PM

They probably still got them there.

Also just for general knowledge James Sikes is known as the Pine Level Warden. For clarification the original Warden is known as the the Teasley's Mill warden.

They like to ride together to Dixie board meetings and solve all the world's problems.

There's no drinkin' involved is there?

Saniflush · « **Reply #12 on:** January 21, 2011, 01:09:32 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 21, 2011, 01:08:08 PM

There's no drinkin' involved is there?

Negative ghost rider.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #13 on:** January 21, 2011, 01:20:12 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on January 21, 2011, 01:09:32 PM

Negative ghost rider.

Good, cause I hate it when I try to solve all the world's problems while messed up on whiskey drinks. They just seem to be compounded the next morning.

Saniflush · « **Reply #14 on:** January 21, 2011, 01:35:33 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 21, 2011, 01:20:12 PM

Good, cause I hate it when I try to solve all the world's problems while messed up on whiskey drinks. They just seem to be compounded the next morning.

Every now and then I can get the Warden to have a Whiskey Sour or a Tom Collins but outside of that he does not drink.

CCTAU · « **Reply #15 on:** January 21, 2011, 01:42:37 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 21, 2011, 12:45:41 PM

You mean they didn't get them duds from Sykes and Kahn. Cohn...Kan

Don't knock it. I wore many clothes from there growing up. Was proud to have them. Waited every year for the big sale so we could get new jeans at decent prices. I think I even bought a pair of boots there once. That was a long time ago.

Saniflush · « **Reply #16 on:** January 21, 2011, 01:44:13 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on January 21, 2011, 01:42:37 PM

Don't knock it. I wore many clothes from there growing up. Was proud to have them. Waited every year for the big sale so we could get new jeans at decent prices. I think I even bought a pair of boots there once. That was a long time ago.

He's not knocking it. Hell, I still buy my clothes there.

Godfather · « **Reply #17 on:** January 21, 2011, 02:12:37 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on January 21, 2011, 12:50:01 PM

They probably still got them there.

Also just for general knowledge James Sikes is known as the Pine Level Warden. For clarification the original Warden is known as the the Teasley's Mill warden.

They like to ride together to Dixie board meetings and solve all the world's problems.

So thats where Warden comes from?Shit... I always assumed that you called him Warden cause he used to beat the shit outta you when yous was little and lock you in your room when you got in trouble...a la a prison warden.

Saniflush · « **Reply #18 on:** January 21, 2011, 02:14:31 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on January 21, 2011, 02:12:37 PM

So thats where Warden comes from?Shit... I always assumed that you called him Warden cause he used to beat the shit outta you when yous was little and lock you in your room when you got in trouble...a la a prison warden.

The Warden is something my brother Bill and I started 15-20 years ago cause he treated us like wok detail inmates.

Godfather · « **Reply #19 on:** January 21, 2011, 02:15:27 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on January 21, 2011, 02:14:31 PM

The Warden is something my brother Bill and I started 15-20 years ago cause he treated us like wok detail inmates.

Ok so I was right.