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Welcome Kaos
« on: January 20, 2011, 05:01:35 PM »
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Re: Welcome Kaos
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2011, 05:09:39 PM »
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Re: Welcome Kaos
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2011, 05:41:11 PM »
Welcome.  Now go fuck yourself.   :silence:
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Re: Welcome Kaos
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2011, 05:52:20 PM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on January 20, 2011, 05:41:11 PM
Welcome.  Now go phuk yourself.   :silence:

I'd rather fuck up shit. 

I'm here to run bitches off.  Tons of them.  I'm aiming for a mass fucking exodus. 
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Re: Welcome Kaos
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2011, 06:02:46 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on January 20, 2011, 05:52:20 PM
I'd rather fuck up shit. 

I'm here to run bitches off.  Tons of them.  I'm aiming for a mass fucking exodus.

Safe list ?
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Re: Welcome Kaos
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2011, 08:10:06 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on January 20, 2011, 05:52:20 PM
I'd rather fuck up shit. 

I'm here to run bitches off.  Tons of them.  I'm aiming for a mass fucking exodus.


Which happens first, the mass fucking or the exodus?  Cause I need to shave my legs.
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Re: Welcome Kaos
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2011, 08:18:51 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 20, 2011, 08:10:06 PM

Which happens first, the mass fucking or the exodus?  Cause I need to shave my legs.

the fucking has to come first so get to shaving.
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Re: Welcome Kaos
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2011, 08:32:31 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 20, 2011, 08:10:06 PM

Which happens first, the mass fucking or the exodus?  Cause I need to shave my legs.

After the spankings...the oral sex.
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Re: Welcome Kaos
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2011, 08:34:38 PM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on January 20, 2011, 08:18:51 PM
the phuking has to come first so get to shaving.

Apparently I'm Gozer, The Destructor*.   I just didn't finish this one off yet. 

*Ghostbusters reference.
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Re: Welcome Kaos
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2011, 09:07:36 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on January 20, 2011, 08:34:38 PM
Apparently I'm Gozer, The Destructor*.   I just didn't finish this one off yet. 

*Ghostbusters reference.

Yeah.  I don't think you're supposed to tell us the movie. 
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Re: Welcome Kaos
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2011, 09:19:22 PM »
Quote from: Token on January 20, 2011, 09:07:36 PM
Yeah.  I don't think you're supposed to tell us the movie.

Do we have proof this is actually the genuine, Kaos?  I have my doubts. 
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Re: Welcome Kaos
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2011, 09:32:51 PM »
Quote from: Token on January 20, 2011, 09:07:36 PM
Yeah.  I don't think you're supposed to tell us the movie.

Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see.
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Re: Welcome Kaos
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2011, 10:10:32 PM »
Quote from: Token on January 20, 2011, 09:07:36 PM
Yeah.  I don't think you're supposed to tell us the movie.
He's new here, are you the keymaster?
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Re: Welcome Kaos
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2011, 11:05:53 PM »
Quote from: AuburnChopper on January 20, 2011, 09:19:22 PM
Do we have proof this is actually the genuine, Kaos?  I have my doubts.

Doubt not. 

I vomited in the parking lot of Tanger Outlet Mall the last time I spoke to you on the phone.
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Re: Welcome Kaos
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2011, 11:18:33 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on January 20, 2011, 11:05:53 PM
Doubt not. 

I vomited in the parking lot of Tanger Outlet Mall the last time I spoke to you on the phone.
That's true hatred.
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Re: Welcome Kaos
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2011, 12:32:04 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on January 20, 2011, 05:52:20 PM
I'd rather fuck up shit. 

I'm here to run bitches off.  Tons of them.  I'm aiming for a mass fucking exodus.

Does this mean you are going to start posting pics of goatse to the Concourse?
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Re: Welcome Kaos
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2011, 09:41:25 AM »
Welcome K.  Now start fucking shit up.
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Re: Welcome Kaos
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2011, 09:45:46 AM »
prayers sent.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome Kaos
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2011, 09:46:11 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 20, 2011, 09:32:51 PM
Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see.

You’ve selected … Agent Zero? If that’s correct, press one.
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Re: Welcome Kaos
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2011, 09:48:35 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on January 21, 2011, 09:46:11 AM
You’ve selected … Agent Zero? If that’s correct, press one.

Ah, you've selected ... Brown-Eyed Girl? If this is correct, press one.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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