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« Reply #200 on: January 21, 2011, 02:34:48 PM »
Yup, that was you in the Gene Orange and Blue makeup at the National Championship game.  We were walking away from the stadium, everyone was yelling stuff.  I saw you and said, "Hey, phuk Kiss".  You responded back with something like, "Alright...War Eagle".  I couldn't make out what you said, you seemed pretty drunk, or maybe you're ra-tard....not sure.

No, fool.  Not me.  Never paint for football games. 

And I don't drink at ball games. 

Wish I'd seen the guy.  Wondered what that would look like.  I know some Bama fool has done red and white gene makeup before.  Same ignorant oaf that has Bear tattooed on his back.   
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« Reply #201 on: January 21, 2011, 02:39:46 PM »
No, fool.  Not me.  Never paint for football games. 

And I don't drink at ball games. 

Wish I'd seen the guy.  Wondered what that would look like.  I know some Bama fool has done red and white gene makeup before.  Same ignorant oaf that has Bear tattooed on his back.   
It actually looked pretty cool, especially the added orange and blue glitter.  You really spent some time on that face paint.
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« Reply #202 on: January 21, 2011, 02:40:56 PM »
I can paint a face in about a minute.  If it's a pretty face, 40 seconds.
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« Reply #203 on: January 21, 2011, 02:41:30 PM »
I believe Paul Stanley turned 59 yesterday, did he not?
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« Reply #204 on: January 21, 2011, 02:42:00 PM »
It actually looked pretty cool, especially the added orange and blue glitter.  You really spent some time on that face paint.

Wish I'd seen it. 
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« Reply #205 on: January 21, 2011, 02:44:39 PM »
Wish I'd seen it. 
You don't look in the mirror while you're putting your face paint on, or after you'd completed it?
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« Reply #206 on: January 21, 2011, 02:48:15 PM »
You don't look in the mirror while you're putting your face paint on, or after you'd completed it?

Chase another ball, Fido.  You got nothing with this one.  If I'd painted like that for the game, I'd have no problems posting the pic.  It wasn't me. 
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« Reply #207 on: January 21, 2011, 02:50:20 PM »
I believe Paul Stanley turned 59 yesterday, did he not?
unless he didn't.
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« Reply #208 on: January 21, 2011, 02:54:58 PM »
unless he didn't.

Damn you.  Foiled again.
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« Reply #209 on: January 21, 2011, 02:55:24 PM »
Wish I'd seen the guy.  Wondered what that would look like.  I know some Bama fool has done red and white gene makeup before.  Same ignorant oaf that has Bear tattooed on his back.   

First off, if you have the pre-game recorded on ESPN, there was a shot of him before the game. Secondly, I have been trying to tell you that KISS fans are about as white trash, bear tattooed, i-rock Z driving, trailer trash as they come...

I can paint a face in about a minute.

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If it's a pretty face, 40 seconds.

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« Reply #210 on: January 21, 2011, 02:57:22 PM »
First off, if you have the pre-game recorded on ESPN, there was a shot of him before the game. Secondly, I have been trying to tell you that KISS fans are about as white trash, bear tattooed, i-rock Z driving, trailer trash as they come...

Some are. Don't doubt that.  But not all of us. 

As for the game?  My DVR started about the time Chip Kelly was being a smartass to Erin on the sidelines.  I didn't get the pre-game.  My fault for trying to set the DVR from my iPhone while in Arizona. 
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« Reply #211 on: January 21, 2011, 02:58:02 PM »
She wore a pearl neckalce
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« Reply #212 on: January 21, 2011, 03:02:06 PM »
She wore a pearl neckalce

More like a pearl monocle.
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« Reply #213 on: January 21, 2011, 03:02:49 PM »
Secondly, I have been trying to tell you that KISS fans are about as white trash, bear tattooed, i-rock Z driving, trailer trash as they come...

Fuck you

Signed,
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« Reply #214 on: January 21, 2011, 03:04:03 PM »
Y'all better watch out, he might quit again.  You know, kitchen and heat stuff.
I don't see the big deal. That picture is probably no worse than you on a normal day, and you seem to have stuck around here.
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« Reply #215 on: January 21, 2011, 03:04:40 PM »
More like a pearl monocle.

 Long as I gets my OH face on.
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« Reply #216 on: January 21, 2011, 03:06:58 PM »
I don't see the big deal. That picture is probably no worse than you on a normal day, and you seem to have stuck around here.

At least I don't wear a badly painted construction helmet and overalls..   Just saying.
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« Reply #217 on: January 21, 2011, 03:07:16 PM »
bottom line...

kiss > dave mathew's band. 

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« Reply #218 on: January 21, 2011, 03:11:37 PM »
bottom line...

kiss > dave mathew's band.

Lady Gaga > dave mathew's band.
Katy Perry > dave mathew's band.
Ratt > dave mathew's band.
Slaughter > dave mathew's band.
Cinderella > dave mathew's band.
Bee Gees > dave mathew's band.
Barry Manilow > dave mathew's band.
New Edition > dave mathew's band.
Color me Badd > dave mathew's band.
Culture Club > dave mathew's band.
Mr. Big > dave mathew's band.
Frehley's Comet > dave mathew's band.
Molly Hatchet > dave mathew's band.
Vanilla Ice > dave mathew's band.
Justin Beeper > dave mathew's band.
Shawn Kingston > dave mathew's band.

Shall I continue?
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« Reply #219 on: January 21, 2011, 03:13:08 PM »
Color Me Badd.  I want to sex you up
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