I am not about to go to the trouble to link this shit, and EDSBS does it much funnier than I ever could...
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/1/19/1943956/the-happy-football-life-of-will-hillUrban Meyer wasn't paying full attention in his final year at Florida. The 8-5 record of Florida and complete trust of the program to Steve Addazio should have been enough of an indication of this, but further evidence is submitted by this weblog of record in the form of Will Hill's public and completely open Twitter feed.
If a coach were paying attention and cared, it's not that the account would have been made private. No, no. This account would have been burned, and the player associated with it shot into the sun as an example to others. Instead, Hill was clearly asked not to tweet during the season, since he trails off after September (when he was suspended for violating team rules,) only picking up again in January when he declared for the NFL draft and left classes at Florida.
Examples, samples, and highlights follow. You know the image you have of a student athlete's life being one long chain of blow jobs, massages, and constant sexual adventure? This should contradict all of that HAHAHA WE KID--It's all blow jobs, weed, and random thoughts about babies' frustrating fragility.
Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. So many women with such low self esteem... I know you guys prefer them that way, but please just allow me one moment of tsk tsk and headshaking and visceral ANGER that these stupid bitches would service this no talent piece of shit like this and let him tweet about it. How damaged and fucked in the head do you have to be???
Y'all can proceed like I know you will, but for you dads with daughters? THIS... THIS is your worst nightmare.
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