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« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2011, 02:35:00 PM »
God Dammit...Errr...That woman has the worst FUPA in the history of FUPA's.   It's as big as an elephant's hoof.

Well fuck.  Look what came out of it.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2011, 02:40:18 PM »
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« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2011, 02:45:39 PM »
Until that was pointed out, I only noticed the killer sets of choppers on that good lookin' family.

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« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2011, 02:45:58 PM »

CAM WHO?!?!?

This guy right here, he can throw it atleast a quarter mile...he can throw it over those mountains in Arizona.

Is that a fumble or an incomplete pass?  The QB clearly does not have control of the ball.

Or his caloric intake.
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« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2011, 02:47:25 PM »
Well fuck.  Look what came out of it.

Even worse, look what went into it!!  Not sure which of the three to pity most.
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« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2011, 02:50:01 PM »
Is that a fumble or an incomplete pass?  The QB clearly does not have control of the ball.

Or his caloric intake.

You sure that's a dude?
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« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2011, 02:50:18 PM »
Is that a fumble or an incomplete pass?  The QB clearly does not have control of the ball.

Or his caloric intake.
It's magic...he's a Magician at QB
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« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2011, 02:54:59 PM »
Until that was pointed out, I only noticed the killer sets of choppers on that good lookin' family.

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I'm just looking out for ya.
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« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2011, 02:56:17 PM »
I'm just looking out for ya.

Yeah...well stop it.
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« Reply #29 on: January 17, 2011, 02:58:08 PM »
Yeah...well stop it.
I just noticed, held back vomit, and thought everyone else should enjoy the horrific view of the roast beef grand canyon between that woman's legs.
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« Reply #30 on: January 17, 2011, 03:04:44 PM »
I just noticed, held back vomit, and thought everyone else should enjoy the horrific view of the roast beef grand canyon between that woman's legs.

Roast beef grand canyon??? :rofl:

On the crystal trophy note, I'm assuming they'll have it present at the celebration this weekend?  I needs me a photo op if I get near it.  I may even let my beef hang out.

Okay..jut out...
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« Reply #31 on: January 17, 2011, 03:20:57 PM »
I just noticed, held back vomit, and thought everyone else should enjoy the horrific view of the roast beef grand canyon between that woman's legs.

I think I will pass on roast beef sandwiches for the foreseeable future. 
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« Reply #32 on: January 17, 2011, 03:24:23 PM »
I think I will pass on roast beef sandwiches for the foreseeable future.

No need to do that. 
It could just look like a really bad grilled cheese sandwich instead. 
At certain times of the month it could have a bowl of tomato soup to go with.
And let's be honest who doesn't like a grilled cheese sandwich a hot bowl of tomato soup this time of year?
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« Reply #33 on: January 17, 2011, 03:24:38 PM »
I think I will pass on roast beef sandwiches for the foreseeable future.

Adam Richman let food win when trying to down 12 roast beef sliders the other night.

I have a feeling if faced with the man vs. food challenge of muscling down that bitch's roast beef grand canyon, he'd raise the white flag before the clock started.
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« Reply #34 on: January 17, 2011, 03:27:03 PM »
Adam Richman let food win when trying to down 12 roast beef sliders the other night.

I have a feeling if faced with the man vs. food challenge of muscling down that bitch's roast beef grand canyon, he'd raise the white flag before the clock started.

yes, but at least he would go home with a scrapbook commemorating the event. 
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« Reply #35 on: January 17, 2011, 03:39:48 PM »
yes, but at least he would go home with a scrapbook commemorating the event.

Maybe that's where she stores all her scrapbooking materials. 
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« Reply #36 on: January 17, 2011, 03:44:28 PM »
yes, but at least he would go home with a scrapbook commemorating the event.

Mega points for that one... :bugs:
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« Reply #37 on: January 17, 2011, 04:06:53 PM »
No need to do that. 
It could just look like a really bad grilled fumundacheese sandwich instead. 
At certain times of the month it could have a bowl of tomato soup to go with.
And let's be honest who doesn't like a grilled fumundacheese sandwich a hot bowl of tomato soup this time of year?

Sounds good to me.
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« Reply #38 on: January 17, 2011, 05:12:49 PM »
Maybe that's where she stores all her scrapbooking materials. 
LMAO!!!
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« Reply #39 on: January 17, 2011, 05:42:50 PM »

CAM WHO?!?!?

This guy right here, he can throw it atleast a quarter mile...he can throw it over those mountains in Arizona.

Only if he gets that gut behind it. 

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