MLB 2008 Season Thread

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #80 on:** May 13, 2008, 04:04:32 PM »

I was trying to find some info on Edmonds and found this:

http://sandiego.padres.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080512&content_id=2687277&vkey=news_sd&fext=.jsp&c_id=sd

hahaha...fuck that greedy mother fucker!!! It wouldn't bother me if he was never able to pitch again!!!

AUJarhead · « **Reply #81 on:** May 14, 2008, 07:31:11 AM »

Seeing Edmonds in Cubby blue is just wrong.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #82 on:** May 14, 2008, 08:38:27 AM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on May 13, 2008, 04:04:32 PM

I was trying to find some info on Edmonds and found this:

http://sandiego.padres.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080512&content_id=2687277&vkey=news_sd&fext=.jsp&c_id=sd

hahaha...fuck that greedy mother fucker!!! It wouldn't bother me if he was never able to pitch again!!!

Those damn pussy infections can really be serious...
BTW, anyone want to buy a Mark Prior bobblehead doll? I might let go of it cheap.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #83 on:** May 14, 2008, 09:51:47 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on May 14, 2008, 07:31:11 AM

Seeing Edmonds in Cubby blue is just wrong.

I agree but I have always liked him. It will be really wierd though...

Aubie16 · « **Reply #84 on:** May 15, 2008, 04:52:59 PM »

Well...for the first time this season, I am getting bent over behind the woodshed. Damn you nookie. I will have my revenge when we meet again.

Jumbo · « **Reply #85 on:** May 16, 2008, 06:09:49 AM »

The Braves bats were on fire last night.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #86 on:** May 16, 2008, 10:57:56 AM »

I STILL ain't saying NOTHING.

NOTHING.

And it is KILLING me to remain silent.

But the BKG are merciless.

I bow to their omnipotence.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #87 on:** May 16, 2008, 11:27:37 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on May 16, 2008, 10:57:56 AM

I STILL ain't saying NOTHING.

NOTHING.

And it is KILLING me to remain silent.

But the BKG are merciless.

I bow to their omnipotence.

Me too! I learned my lesson!

I surrender before thee oh great BKG's and humbly

before you!

Aubie16 · « **Reply #88 on:** May 16, 2008, 04:59:39 PM »

Quote from: Aubie16 on May 15, 2008, 04:52:59 PM

Well...for the first time this season, I am getting bent over behind the woodshed. Damn you nookie. I will have my revenge when we meet again.

Apparently I can't read and put this in the wrong topic.

Oh yeah...can the braves please play the rest of their schedule at home?

Home: 14-4
Road: 6-16

AUJarhead · « **Reply #89 on:** June 11, 2008, 07:21:21 AM »

Dear Baseball Gods,

I'm sorry for whatever I did. Can you please heal Pujols and Wainwright now?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #90 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:41:25 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on June 11, 2008, 07:21:21 AM

Dear Baseball Gods,

I'm sorry for whatever I did. Can you please heal Pujols and Wainwright now?

What happened to Pujols? I heard he started the game but had to leave, and no other details last night.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #91 on:** June 11, 2008, 08:52:55 AM »

Quote from: Hugh Jass on June 11, 2008, 08:41:25 AM

What happened to Pujols? I heard he started the game but had to leave, and no other details last night.

I saw on the ESPN ticker it is a strained calf...

Other than that...I refuse to say shit in this thread...

AUJarhead · « **Reply #92 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:19:51 AM »

Pujols with a strained calf, but Cards just recalled Duncan from AAA. Duncan is also a 1B. I expect AP to hit the DL shortly.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #93 on:** June 11, 2008, 09:54:46 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on June 11, 2008, 09:19:51 AM

Pujols with a strained calf, but Cards just recalled Duncan from AAA. Duncan is also a 1B. I expect AP to hit the DL shortly.

The Cardinals line-up is a little like a structure of legos. We'll just plug in another piece. We need Albert back though.... damn.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #94 on:** June 11, 2008, 10:21:41 AM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper1 on June 11, 2008, 09:54:46 AM

The Cardinals line-up is a little like a structure of legos. We'll just plug in another piece. We need Albert back though.... damn.

I am convinced that LaRussa has a cloning machine somewhere in that dugout.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #95 on:** June 11, 2008, 11:25:47 AM »

Yeah, if another bad ass first baseman with a hammer of a bat comes out with the number 55 and is named "Pujas".... I'm going to have to agree....

:thumbsup: If the Cardinals can keep up the momentum (12 games over .500 right now), he's GOT TO BE the Manager of the Year.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #96 on:** June 11, 2008, 04:10:51 PM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on June 11, 2008, 08:52:55 AM

Other than that...I refuse to say shit in this thread...

Well, I am about to say shit...

What the FUCK is wrong with the Disastros? Other than the inevitable June slump, the same one that happens every freaking year. yeah, i know Roy O managed to pull one out of his ass last night, but considering his ERA and W-L records, BIG FUCKING DEAL. He's supposed to be the Wizard, dammit. Now he's just all "Hey, y'all, don't mind that silly man behind the curtain..."

Hunter Pence batting leadoff - *sigh*.

Random bench warmers randomly contributing more than everyday starters. *sigh*

And if Humberto Quintero is the best we can do for a catcher, we are fucked. *sigh*

Two years ago, all pitching, no bats, no fucking runs. Last year, no pitching, no bats, no fucking runs. This year, no pitching, all bats, STILL no fucking runs.

At least we are consistent on one thing.

Sometimes I hate this damn game.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #97 on:** June 11, 2008, 04:40:03 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 11, 2008, 04:10:51 PM

He's supposed to be the Wizard, dammit. Now he's just all "Hey, y'all, don't mind that silly man behind the curtain..."

Not that I am laughing at the Astros in the least little bit...at all...zero...zilch...nada...

to the BKGs!!!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #98 on:** June 11, 2008, 10:40:50 PM »

Dear BKG's,

I come to you, bring you rum and cigars. I stick up for you. You no help me now...I say FUCK YOU.

Hugh Jass

<Soriano out 5-6 weeks>

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #99 on:** June 11, 2008, 10:54:03 PM »

Quote from: Hugh Jass on June 11, 2008, 10:40:50 PM

Dear BKG's,

I come to you, bring you rum and cigars. I stick up for you. You no help me now...I say FUCK YOU.

Hugh Jass

<Soriano out 5-6 weeks>

Be careful...You are treading on this ice...it could be much worse...The Cubs are deep! I hope that we bring up Hoffpair (sp) to play LF. That kid can hit!!!