Best of luck to all in the second half...
Bite my ass. Freaking goodie goodie. Show up around here to spread your sunshine and bullshit like tea and crumpets. Blah blah blah... good luck everybody... a regular Mary Freaking Poppins, aren't you?
See, you have to actually have a team in the hunt to have good luck, and I don't. The only good thing about the All Star break is that the Disassholestros can't fall any further back than they already are.
So take your Redbirds and your Cubbies and shove them where the sun don't shine.
Better yet, here's a Bird I can get behind...
IS IT FOOTBALL SEASON YET??????????????????????