Wow, kidding I hope?
That was beautiful Buzz.
This is when the staff proves itself, when it's backs are against the wall. I said well into the season that I thought Chizik might really put an exclamation point on Jacob's choice by somehow squeezing out eight wins looking ahead. But just glancing at the list above has me wondering if it's possible to take a shot to the head without even realizing it.
Then again, engineers at Auburn might have developed a chip to artificially raise our expectations superceeding all of the sister phuking that Bamers engaged in over many generations to come to a similar annual conclusion at the open of each season, like a "Groundhog Day" syndrome of sorts.
I know the list above doesn't look too sporting on paper but I've been hearing dixieland bands and craving beignets every morning like clockwork ever since our team spotted the bastards 24 points and imploded the hopes and dreams of mulletts and she-mulletts throughout Tuscaloosa and beyond.
Still, I have no yearning as yet to build shrines or erect statues so it might just be a passing thing.