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Re: Beer
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2008, 02:36:12 PM »
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?

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Re: Beer
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2008, 02:37:08 PM »
Guy's your missing 2 hidden gems 2 Landry's. The best is Dish water with a Hott Pocket.
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Re: Beer
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2008, 02:45:12 PM »
Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on March 24, 2008, 02:36:12 PM
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?


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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Beer
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2008, 02:46:11 PM »
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is already over here.

I like Newcastle
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Re: Beer
« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2008, 02:56:18 PM »
If big breasted women work at Hooters, do one legged women work at IHOP?

Sam Adams Boston Lager for me please.
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Re: Beer
« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2008, 02:58:30 PM »
That'll be $8.75.  Wait, sorry, I just got back from Disney.  I was used to hearing that.
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Re: Beer
« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2008, 03:05:25 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on March 24, 2008, 02:58:30 PM
That'll be $8.75.  Wait, sorry, I just got back from Disney.  I was used to hearing that.

That's pretty inexpensive for a happy ending.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Beer
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2008, 03:36:54 PM »
Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on March 24, 2008, 02:36:12 PM
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs nailed to a wall?

Art.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.
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Re: Beer
« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2008, 03:40:39 PM »
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a herd of cattle masturbating?

Beef Strokenoff.
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Re: Beer
« Reply #29 on: March 24, 2008, 03:45:32 PM »
What do you call a one legged woman leaning agains a wall?

Eilleen

I enjoy a Sapporo once in a while
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Re: Beer
« Reply #30 on: March 24, 2008, 03:50:02 PM »
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

I like Guiness
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Re: Beer
« Reply #31 on: March 24, 2008, 04:14:22 PM »
What's round, hairy and sits on the wall?

Humpty mommy part

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Re: Beer
« Reply #32 on: March 24, 2008, 05:25:08 PM »
Quote from: bellefay1 on March 23, 2008, 10:33:26 PM
Dogfish head Palo Sannto Marron

Make that a Dogfish Head 90 Minutes IPA. Best beer ever. Sweetwater IPA is nice....and Sweetwater 420 is my everyday drinking beer.
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Re: Beer
« Reply #33 on: March 24, 2008, 05:59:31 PM »
What happened to Ogre when he walked into a wall with a boner?

He smashed his his nose.


My new favorite is Shiner Bock. But on a day of long drinking...it's a nice cold Bud Light.
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Re: Beer
« Reply #34 on: March 24, 2008, 09:57:45 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on March 24, 2008, 12:59:00 PM
I hope you were molested by a stingray.
I had my way with a many. 
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Re: Beer
« Reply #35 on: March 24, 2008, 10:01:54 PM »
Why does Harvey Birdman dislike the taste of Yuengling? 

Because he's licked too many fat guys' assholes. 



Yuengling is excellent. 
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Re: Beer
« Reply #36 on: March 24, 2008, 10:04:34 PM »
Quote from: Aubie16 on March 24, 2008, 05:25:08 PM
Make that a Dogfish Head 90 Minutes IPA. Best beer ever. Sweetwater IPA is nice....and Sweetwater 420 is my everyday drinking beer.

Ok. I figured there was another beer snob in the crowd.

Very pussy a complaint but the 90 minute is a bit too heavy in the abv. for me. It's so drinkable but so high in content that the four is enough yet I want to keep drinking it.

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Re: Beer
« Reply #37 on: March 25, 2008, 08:18:17 AM »
Quote from: townhallsavoy on March 24, 2008, 10:01:54 PM
Why does Harvey Birdman dislike the taste of Yuengling? 

Because he's licked too many fat guys' assholes. 



Yuengling is excellent. 


Hey, watch it.  I do NOT like fat guys
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