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My new hobby

Saniflush

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My new hobby
« on: December 27, 2010, 09:23:51 AM »
With none of you fuckers helping to fill the entertainment void in my life over the next two weeks I have found alternate means. 

I figure since there are so many ticket scams out there on craigslist it will give me a good base to start fucking with.

Will be posting back here when I get live ones that make me laugh.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: My new hobby
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2011, 03:16:38 PM »
Never could get anything really good going.  This was the best one.

Ad on Craigslist -
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Have two tickets for the BCS national Championship game available.  Not able to go.  Would like to see them go to an Auburn person

My response - I am interested in BCS tickets. What can you tell me about them?

DumbAss -
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Hello,
I`am personally located in London, United Kingdom were I moved with my job and I will lose this event.
I have 4 tickets left all together side by side.
The price for all 4 tickets is $1300 or you can buy only 2 for $650.  The face value for each ticket is $325 so I'm willing to sell them at face value. Seats are located in SECTION 123 ROW 43: seats 35, 36, 37 and 38.
You will received also 4 Party tickets and 1 Red Parking pass
We will use Buyer Protection to handle this transaction as they act like a 3rd party, just like Escrow.
Here is how Buyer Protection works:
1. Buyer and seller agree on the transaction terms and price.
2. Seller contacts Buyer Protection Center with the transaction details.
3. Buyer receives the transaction details and payment instructions from Buyer Protection Center by email.
4. Buyer deposits the payment to eBay agent and sends the payment details to Buyer Protection Center.
5. eBay center verifies payment from buyer and then will notify the seller to proceed with the shipping.
6. Buyer receives the tickets and has 3 days to inspect them. After the inspection period is over, the buyer must contact Buyer Protection Center with the result of the inspection. If the buyer refuses the tickets, the money is refunded to the buyer after the tracking number for the returning shipment is verified.
7. If the buyer keeps the tickets he must notify Buyer Protection Center to pay seller with the amount of money.
VERY IMPORTANT: After you send the money to the eBay agent he will deposit them into an escrow account until you get and verify the tickets.
Shipping will be done via Fed Ex overnight delivery.
IF YOU WANT TO BUY THEM PLEASE REPLY WITH:
FULL NAME:
SHIPPING ADDRESS
NUMBER OF TICKETS YOU WANT TO BUY: 2 or 4 ?
Thank you
PS: I have pictures available if you want to see the tickets.

Me- Too bad you are too stupid to know that's not even a valid row in that particular stadium.


D.A. -
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See picture please. It says row 43 on them.  You can also check with BCS office. Check account: 33258 and you will see that tickets are located in sec 123 row 43 seats from 35-38.
Please do not email back

Me - Wow!
You really do suck at being a criminal. If I were you I would try to find a nice vo-tech school to attend before you end up being on the receiving end of a sodomy sandwich.

D.A. -
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You are a frustrated one you know that?

Me - The only thing I am frustrated over is your mother's inability to give good head.

D.A. -
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Do not contact me again or I will report you

Me - Report me?  Report me to whom?  Here let me help you out. http://www.interpol.int/   Go crazy

D.A. -
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To craigslist.

Me - Oh bollocks! The craiglist po po are coming.  Hope they don't make me turn in my interweb bad azz card!  I just renewed it.


I kept sending him more emails but he wouldn't respond to anymore after the last one.
« Last Edit: January 07, 2011, 03:19:10 PM by Saniflush »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: My new hobby
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2011, 03:20:35 PM »
Dude, this is freaking  :classic:!!!!. I love the interpol bit.
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Re: My new hobby
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2011, 03:22:59 PM »
You do nice work Sir! :vn:
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Re: My new hobby
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2011, 03:42:53 PM »
That's why you are my sugar bear... you rock.
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Re: My new hobby
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2011, 12:05:32 AM »
With none of you fuckers helping to fill the entertainment void in my life over the next two weeks I have found alternate means. 

This one is owned by Jenna Jamison

http://phoenix.metromix.com/bars-and-clubs/club/babes-cabaret-scottsdale/670245/content

That should keep you entertained the next few days.
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Re: My new hobby
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2011, 12:52:28 AM »
This one is owned by Jenna Jamison

http://phoenix.metromix.com/bars-and-clubs/club/babes-cabaret-scottsdale/670245/content

That should keep you entertained the next few days.

What the fuck are doin' Marine, advertising through some MMA delinquent ass sombitch? The Maines are in this shit.
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