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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #80 on: January 19, 2011, 02:01:25 PM »
God made the Japs, too.

Only so marines had something to shoot at.

God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! ... To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #81 on: January 19, 2011, 02:02:34 PM »
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #82 on: January 19, 2011, 02:22:12 PM »
I thought Sani said he wasn't going to be there?  Damn, I may not be the first to pass out after all. 

I'll throw a sleeping bag in Sani's truck just in case.  There's not better time to catch up on some sleep than a basketball game.  I mean, it's just basketball.  Actually, it's a bar.  As long as I can smoke a cigar and enjoy some alcohol, I'll be fine. 
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #83 on: January 19, 2011, 02:25:22 PM »
This is not the venue for your pot smoking, scripture laced rants

Pot is for commoners.  I prefer lysergic acid diethylamide.  And nobody makes an ethylene glycol marinade like I do.
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« Reply #84 on: January 19, 2011, 02:56:35 PM »
Pot is for commoners.  I prefer lysergic acid diethylamide.  And nobody makes an ethylene glycol marinade like I do.

I've heard from several sources that your EGM is just the titz.
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« Reply #85 on: January 19, 2011, 03:00:02 PM »
I shall roofie myself.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #86 on: January 19, 2011, 03:34:50 PM »
I've heard from several sources that your EGM is just the titz.


Did you hear anything about my coconut curry tapenade with toast points?
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #87 on: January 19, 2011, 03:37:39 PM »

Did you hear anything about my coconut curry tapenade with toast points?

Don't let Garman put you in a sleeper hold.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #88 on: January 19, 2011, 05:40:03 PM »
I shall roofie myself.

Good - then I won't have to worry about mine being confiscated by the TSA before I get to use it on you.

I will admit to genuine fear about falling asleep around you gits, since I cannot count on "a gentleman protecting the lady's honour" factor from any of you sorry assed mofos.  I am gonna have to dust off the official Judson College chastity armour with its sixteen impenetrable locks. 
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« Reply #89 on: January 20, 2011, 08:00:55 AM »
  I am gonna have to dust off the official Judson College chastity armour with its sixteen impenetrable locks.

The ones I bared witness to came with a bi-sexual pass code.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #90 on: January 20, 2011, 10:37:25 AM »
The ones I bared witness to came with a bi-sexual pass code.

That was the modern (post 1858) version.  I was there during the Dark Ages.  Nothing short of holy water blessed by Adoniram Judson himself would crack those locks without a chaperone present.  I chaffed for three years.
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« Reply #91 on: January 20, 2011, 10:48:45 AM »
I am really regretting not being there.  The worst thing is that you fuckers are going to be hungover until next Wednesday, and the board will be dead until then.
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« Reply #92 on: January 20, 2011, 10:53:16 AM »
I am really regretting not being there.  The worst thing is that you fuckers are going to be hungover until next Wednesday, and the board will be dead until then.

Not true.  I fully expect to be posting again by noon on Monday.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #93 on: January 20, 2011, 10:56:15 AM »
I am really regretting not being there.  The worst thing is that you fuckers are going to be hungover until next Wednesday, and the board will be dead until then.

I will keep the board alive, since I still have a curfew.
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« Reply #94 on: January 20, 2011, 10:57:49 AM »
I am really regretting not being there.  The worst thing is that you phukers are going to be hungover until next Wednesday, and the board will be dead until then.

Well, we'll regret you not being there but you can look forward to all of the great adventures that we'll be posting afterward.
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-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #95 on: January 20, 2011, 10:58:56 AM »
Anyone heard from the daywalker?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #96 on: January 20, 2011, 11:37:10 AM »
if i hadn't cashed out my life savings son's savings account for a trip to glendale i would consider flying the distance.  i'm a light weight and would be in bed by 9.  besides the lure of the wench would weigh heavily on my decision.

besides i still owe jumbo a beer for hooking me up with a SI Cam edition.

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #97 on: January 20, 2011, 11:48:08 AM »
Here are the details about the celebration...

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AUBURN, Ala. - Auburn University will celebrate the Tigers' 2010 National Football Championship Saturday, January 22 at 1 p.m. in Jordan-Hare Stadium. The celebration will last approximately one hour and admission is free. Tickets are not required to enter the stadium, and all seating is general admission and will be first-come, first-served.

Fans can access the stadium via gates 2, 4, 5 and 7 on the east side of the stadium and gates 12, 14, 15, and 17 on the west side. All gates will open at 11 a.m., two hours prior to the event.

Auburn students with a valid Auburn Ignited card will be allowed to stand on the field. Students can access the field though the field level gates located at the northwest and northeast corners of the stadium below sections 46 and 35.

Due to the academic calendar, public parking will be available at the hayfields on South Donahue Drive. Shuttles will run from the hayfields from 10 a.m. until two hours post-event. Donahue Drive will be closed from Samford to War Eagle Way starting at 5:00 a.m.

A limited number of disabled parking spaces will be available in the east Coliseum lot on the day of the event.

Stadium concessions on the lower level will be open for this event and no outside food or drinks will be allowed into the stadium.

The AU Team Shop will be open before, during and after the event at several locations around and inside the stadium and at the Auburn Arena location. Officially licensed National Championship products, apparel and more will be available for purchase.

A limited number of official National Championship posters will be distributed free of charge as fans exit the stadium following the event.   Which means I will be leaving early - gotta get me one of those! They look AWESOME

Approximately 30 minutes following the celebration, a reverse Tiger Walk will be held from Stadium Gate 10 towards the Athletics Complex.


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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #98 on: January 20, 2011, 12:01:38 PM »
Here are the details about the celebration...

Don't forget your favorite West Coast Marine.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #99 on: January 20, 2011, 12:09:23 PM »
Don't forget your favorite West Coast Marine.

I have not forgotten you, dear.  I have already called my parents and told them that they would both be obtaining posters...
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