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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #100 on: January 20, 2011, 01:00:36 PM »
Obviously it should go without saying that Papa Bert will be in attendance.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #101 on: January 20, 2011, 01:08:58 PM »
The weather forcast says clear and sunny, with a high of 50 degrees and a low that night of 29!!  JHS will be rocking, but it will be COLD!!  We will need to make sure we count heads at the end of the night - would hate to find an X-cicle in a pool of vomit and other bodily fluids on the sidewalk the next morning, all frozen and shit.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #102 on: January 20, 2011, 02:33:36 PM »
We will need to make sure we count heads at the end of the night - would hate to find an X-cicle in a pool of vomit and other bodily fluids on the sidewalk the next morning, all frozen and poop. 

Why?  It would just be something else to add to our list of X-stories and X-legends.  We don't need to be discouraging opportunities. 
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« Reply #103 on: January 20, 2011, 02:39:48 PM »
Why?  It would just be something else to add to our list of X-stories and X-legends.  We don't need to be discouraging opportunities.

He may be onto something.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #104 on: January 20, 2011, 04:01:53 PM »
Why?  It would just be something else to add to our list of X-stories and X-legends.  We don't need to be discouraging opportunities.

You may wish to reconsider that statement considering that you are the odds on favorite to wind up that way.
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #105 on: January 20, 2011, 05:06:06 PM »
You may wish to reconsider that statement considering that you are the odds on favorite to wind up that way. 

It wouldn't be the first time, and I'm certain that it wouldn't be the last.  It's how I roll... 

As long as nothing like this happens, I'm good...
http://www.youtube.com/v/7r6xUgZ4jL8?fs=1&amp
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #106 on: January 21, 2011, 10:38:12 AM »
I'm coming with Buzz....we start cracking them open at 10am....so you bitches better be ready.
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« Reply #107 on: January 21, 2011, 10:49:54 AM »
I'm coming with Buzz....we start cracking them open at 10am....so you bitches better be ready.

How are you getting back Sunday?  Are you still staying the night?
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« Reply #108 on: January 21, 2011, 11:25:38 AM »
You still staying the night, right?...the bed will be lonely if you don't.  i've got us booked in the suite with the hot tub. 

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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #109 on: January 21, 2011, 02:50:53 PM »
I'm coming with Buzz....we start cracking them open at 10am....so you bitches better be ready.

^^^This^^^
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« Reply #110 on: January 21, 2011, 03:02:28 PM »
Coming with Buzz.  Kinky, I like it.
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« Reply #111 on: January 21, 2011, 04:28:10 PM »
How are you getting back Sunday?  Are you still staying the night?

Ugh. Nephew's christening got rescheduled for Sunday in the ham. Can't spend the night.
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« Reply #112 on: January 21, 2011, 04:48:40 PM »
Ugh. Nephew's christening got rescheduled for Sunday in the ham. Can't spend the night.

do you renounce satan?
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« Reply #113 on: January 21, 2011, 05:14:55 PM »
do you renounce satan?

I do renounce him.
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« Reply #114 on: January 21, 2011, 05:26:56 PM »
and all his works?
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« Reply #115 on: January 21, 2011, 06:09:39 PM »
and all his works?

Wellllll not till after the weekend. :)
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #116 on: January 22, 2011, 12:07:18 AM »
For all yall out there...I just got one thing to say.


We Comin'
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #117 on: January 22, 2011, 06:55:21 AM »
For all yall out there...I just got one thing to say.

We Comin'
You Tell em' I'm comin' and I'm bringing hell with me.
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« Reply #118 on: January 22, 2011, 06:25:57 PM »
For those not in Auburn, and not at the bar playing it on TV, and don't have ESPN Full Court...

http://espn.go.com/espn3/player?id=120493&league=NCAAM
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Re: Mullet beatdown
« Reply #119 on: January 23, 2011, 01:32:47 AM »
To all y'all who missed tonight and the party at my place?

Pussies.  :fu:
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