Don't tempt her. She's been known to oblige.
On second thought.....
Y'all know that is LSU mojo... only LSU game week.
"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Boobies from thine covering. Then, shalt thou count to two, no more, no less, to ensure thou art normal. Two shalt be the number thou shalt have, and the number of the counting shalt be two. Three shalt thou not count, nor either count thou one, excepting that thou then proceed to two. Four is right out fucked up, bitch, unless thou art a twin and thy sister be present also in my sight, except she be a brother, and then fuck off. Once the number two, being the second number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Boobies towards thy own camera. The divine offering thus rendered shall be delivered to thy bretheren, who being naughty in My sight, shall spooge on thy screen, amen'"
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