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If anyone is worried about our Defensive players being gassed

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If anyone is worried about our Defensive players being gassed
« on: December 30, 2010, 05:40:40 AM »
by the "every 10 seconds" offense that Oregon runs....don't be.  Auburn's D is preparing for faster than that.  The90 was on another board stating that the 1st string is jumping rope while the 2nd string runs out onto the field, gets set and has the ball snapped...then before the play is blown dead, the 1st string runs out onto the field, 2nd string jumps rope, 1st string gets set then has the ball snapped.  This goes on for two 15 minute periods. Basically, a 25 yard sprint, get into stance, tackle the ball carrier, 25 yard sprint, jump rope, 25 yard sprint, get into stance, tackle ball carrier, 25 yard sprint, jump rope, etc. for 30 minutes while the Defensive Coaches are screaming.
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Re: If anyone is worried about our Defensive players being gassed
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2010, 06:51:43 AM »
by the "every 10 seconds" offense that Oregon runs....don't be.  Auburn's D is preparing for faster than that.  The90 was on another board stating that the 1st string is jumping rope while the 2nd string runs out onto the field, gets set and has the ball snapped...then before the play is blown dead, the 1st string runs out onto the field, 2nd string jumps rope, 1st string gets set then has the ball snapped.  This goes on for two 15 minute periods. Basically, a 25 yard sprint, get into stance, tackle the ball carrier, 25 yard sprint, jump rope, 25 yard sprint, get into stance, tackle ball carrier, 25 yard sprint, jump rope, etc. for 30 minutes while the Defensive Coaches are screaming.
I'm out of breath just reading your post.
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Re: If anyone is worried about our Defensive players being gassed
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2010, 07:13:04 AM »
I'm out of breath just reading your post.

I need to sit down.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Re: If anyone is worried about our Defensive players being gassed
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2010, 08:02:49 AM »
I need to sit down.

If you were Hollywood, you wouldn't need to.
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Re: If anyone is worried about our Defensive players being gassed
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2010, 08:14:25 AM »
If you were Hollywood, you wouldn't need to.

I still run three miles four time a week but that shit is closer to gassers.

Fuck that.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: If anyone is worried about our Defensive players being gassed
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2010, 08:49:35 AM »
I need to sit down.
I need some Cammie Cam Juice.
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Re: If anyone is worried about our Defensive players being gassed
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2010, 09:38:40 AM »
being gassed

I thought this was going to be about them eating mexican food.  :shit:
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Re: If anyone is worried about our Defensive players being gassed
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2010, 09:45:43 AM »
Jumping rope is for sissies. How demeaning. They could be over there doing manly side straddle hops.
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Re: If anyone is worried about our Defensive players being gassed
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2010, 09:55:23 AM »
Jumping rope is for sissies. How demeaning. They could be over there doing manly side straddle hops.

or flutter kicks. One of my drill instructors, Sgt. Hartman, was a pretty heavy guy and couldn't run for shit but that sombitch could flutter kick the hell outta ya.
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Re: If anyone is worried about our Defensive players being gassed
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2010, 10:06:17 AM »
or flutter kicks. One of my drill instructors, Sgt. Hartman, was a pretty heavy guy and couldn't run for shit but that sombitch could flutter kick the hell outta ya.

Private Pile...that you?
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Re: If anyone is worried about our Defensive players being gassed
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2010, 10:30:34 AM »
Whew!  I'm glad Prowly got the skreet fo one one that our coaches are actually preparing for the upcoming game.  Ida never knowd otherwise. 
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Re: If anyone is worried about our Defensive players being gassed
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2010, 11:25:57 AM »
Jumping rope is for sissies. How demeaning. They could be over there doing manly side straddle hops.
While wearing pink jerseys...Coach Herring would be proud...
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Re: If anyone is worried about our Defensive players being gassed
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2010, 12:00:52 PM »
While wearing pink jerseys...Coach Herring would be proud...
Word on the skreets is Cam has been practicing in his Tooth Fairy Costume all week.
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Re: If anyone is worried about our Defensive players being gassed
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2010, 12:02:23 PM »
Word on the skreets is Cam has been practicing in his Tooth Fairy Costume all week.

No, he was scooping out green beans with his wand. 
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Re: If anyone is worried about our Defensive players being gassed
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2010, 12:13:24 PM »
While wearing pink jerseys...Coach Herring would be proud...
We had nary a player develop breast cancer while wearing them.
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Re: If anyone is worried about our Defensive players being gassed
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2010, 01:04:35 PM »
I need to sit down.
And Boom goes the dynamite.
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Re: If anyone is worried about our Defensive players being gassed
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Re: If anyone is worried about our Defensive players being gassed
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2010, 01:30:34 PM »
FTFY

Well sure. 
Sometimes I pee out my butt.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: If anyone is worried about our Defensive players being gassed
« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2011, 11:04:37 PM »
Well sure. 
Sometimes I pee out my butt.
That's a HOT POCKET experience.
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Re: If anyone is worried about our Defensive players being gassed
« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2011, 11:07:32 PM »
Whew!  I'm glad Prowly got the skreet fo one one that our coaches are actually preparing for the upcoming game.  Ida never knowd otherwise. 
Since I've seen so many topics over here about how our team is doing in their preperation, I just felt like one more wouldn't hurt.
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