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Re: Please come get djsimp
« Reply #60 on: January 03, 2011, 12:34:01 PM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on January 01, 2011, 12:22:33 PM
Clearly the balance of the Earth hinges on message board etiquette. Wes is the forum Débutante.
Listen to him, he's pre-law...
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Re: Please come get djsimp
« Reply #61 on: January 03, 2011, 12:43:30 PM »
Be the badass we know you can be boy.


Go out and spread those beautiful wings
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Re: Please come get djsimp
« Reply #62 on: January 03, 2011, 12:45:14 PM »
I'm like a peacock, you gotta let me fly!
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Please come get djsimp
« Reply #63 on: January 03, 2011, 12:51:38 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on January 03, 2011, 12:43:30 PM
Be the badass we know you can be boy.


Go out and spread those beautiful wings

You have to catch that beautiful butterfly.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Please come get djsimp
« Reply #64 on: January 03, 2011, 01:13:15 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 03, 2011, 12:45:14 PM
I'm like a peacock, you gotta let me fly!

At age 11, I audited my parents. Believe me, there were some discrepancies, and I was grounded.
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Re: Please come get djsimp
« Reply #65 on: January 03, 2011, 01:33:36 PM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on January 03, 2011, 01:13:15 PM
At age 11, I audited my parents. Believe me, there were some discrepancies, and I was grounded.

Hope you like prison food... and penis.
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Re: Please come get djsimp
« Reply #66 on: January 03, 2011, 01:35:48 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on January 03, 2011, 01:33:36 PM
Hope you like prison food... and penis.

Hey, I did my first desk pop!
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Re: Please come get djsimp
« Reply #67 on: January 03, 2011, 01:36:57 PM »
3,2,1 attack!

I only know it because I watched it this weekend...
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Re: Please come get djsimp
« Reply #68 on: January 03, 2011, 01:37:01 PM »
No seriously, who is that?
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Re: Please come get djsimp
« Reply #69 on: January 03, 2011, 01:43:02 PM »
This meal is terrible... it tastes like roasted dog asshole. I asked myself, "Who would slow roast a dog's asshole and feed it to me?" You would.
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Re: Please come get djsimp
« Reply #70 on: January 03, 2011, 01:54:01 PM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on January 03, 2011, 01:43:02 PM
This meal is terrible... it tastes like roasted dog asshole. I asked myself, "Who would slow roast a dog's asshole and feed it to me?" You would.
The old Starkville donut.
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Re: Please come get djsimp
« Reply #71 on: January 03, 2011, 02:47:44 PM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on January 03, 2011, 01:36:57 PM
3,2,1 attack!

I only know it because I watched it this weekend...

Yall fuck up every...wait, what?
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Please come get djsimp
« Reply #72 on: January 03, 2011, 05:20:17 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 03, 2011, 02:47:44 PM
Yall fuck up every...wait, what?
Watch this.
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Re: Please come get djsimp
« Reply #73 on: January 03, 2011, 09:10:42 PM »
Quote from: boartitz on January 03, 2011, 05:20:17 PM
Watch this.

Is that you back in the day titz? You had the cousin Eddie look there. Nice....real niiiice.
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Re: Please come get djsimp
« Reply #74 on: January 03, 2011, 10:45:07 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on January 03, 2011, 09:10:42 PM
Is that you back in the day titz? You had the cousin Eddie look there. Nice....real niiiice.
Yeah, and he got his grandma puking drunk. Thats how they do it in Arkansas.
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Re: Please come get djsimp
« Reply #75 on: January 03, 2011, 11:09:28 PM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on January 03, 2011, 10:45:07 PM
Yeah, and he got his grandma puking drunk. Thats how they do it in Arkansas.
Gotta do that to make you Bama boys appealing. Granny ain't fucking yall sober.
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Re: Please come get djsimp
« Reply #76 on: January 04, 2011, 06:17:45 AM »
Quote from: Jumbo on January 03, 2011, 12:21:03 PM
Your are out gunned and out manned.
You're a Tiger in the Ocean? Going up against a 800lb Tuna with all his Tuna buddies?  You lose that battle, 9 times outta 10.
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