Please come get djsimp

[boartitz]

Just registered over there. Time to see what all the wooplah is about.

Its a pretty good site to read when things are slow. Wade around before you jump in head first.

[Buzz Killington]

Seriously though, seriously.  I'm serious when I say no fan base in the world is going to see the Cam deal using logic or taking actual facts into account.  They just want to see a blood bath.  Seriously.

You serious, Clark?

[bakervscarrr]

As best as I can recall, Woopig is pretty much universally hated by any rival school's message board it has had contact with, with the except of a few Auburn posters.

We're quick to eat our own over there, and naturally outsiders get even less room for error.  Woopiggers are ruthless, and I've seen a lot of people come over and start talking shit only to get run very quickly.  If you're smart and you wear a cup, though, the hazing dies off and you're accepted. 

Until you tell us that Kenny Irons is better than Darren McFadden. 

[boartitz]

As best as I can recall, Woopig is pretty much universally hated by any rival school's message board it has had contact with, with the except of a few Auburn posters.

We're quick to eat our own over there, and naturally outsiders get even less room for error.  Woopiggers are ruthless, and I've seen a lot of people come over and start talking shit only to get run very quickly.  If you're smart and you wear a cup, though, the hazing dies off and you're accepted. 

Until you tell us that Kenny Irons is better than Darren McFadden.

We're ALL In at that point.

[boartitz]

Seriously though, seriously.  I'm serious when I say no fan base in the world is going to see the Cam deal using logic or taking actual facts into account.  They just want to see a blood bath.  Seriously.

The exact same enticement for me to watch NASCAR. Fuck the race. I want to see blood, guts and gore. Not AL. Body parts and broken vehicles in flame tumbling on the track and into the stands decapitating spectators. That's what draws me in.

[Lurking Tiger]

I get my shit pushed in? I think that you purposely leave out the part where there are many there that look straight over facts to argue their points that have no merit. For instance, the whole Cam Newton deal. No, what happens is I can post anything and there are several that draw their own opinion to the situation or to why I posted it. Yeah, I have got caught up in arguing about it but I have come to realize that arguing with them is like arguing with a dumbass bammer; meaning their truth is the only truth.

Since I didn't go to the Wesley School of Internet posting, you can hop on your bird perch and suck me cock till your hearts contempt.

And now you are getting your shit pushed in over here. You just don't feel it anymore do you ?

[djsimp]

And now you are getting your shit pushed in over here. You just don't feel it anymore do you ?

I've become numb.

Beside, wes is the only one pushing shit and that because thats the only thing he can push. So where is LawTiger at anyway?

[djsimp]

As best as I can recall, Woopig is pretty much universally hated by any rival school's message board it has had contact with, with the except of a few Auburn posters.

We're quick to eat our own over there, and naturally outsiders get even less room for error.  Woopiggers are ruthless, and I've seen a lot of people come over and start talking shit only to get run very quickly.  If you're smart and you wear a cup, though, the hazing dies off and you're accepted. 

Until you tell us that Kenny Irons is better than Darren McFadden.

I actually like the the woopig. I'm still not completely sure what the issue is except that I don't agree with everything that everyone says over there but fuck it, thats just how it is. I can take their shit and I have for a while. There are gonna be some sombitches that just want to argue, thats fine.

[Lurking Tiger]

I've become numb.

Better. THIS is how you handle shit from woputhy.

Do not try and argue, don't get mad. Don't try logic.

RMPL.

[djsimp]

Better. THIS is how you handle shit from woputhy.

Do not try and argue, don't get mad. Don't try logic.

RMPL.

Yeah, its taken me a while to learn that. After enough ass rippings I think I'm starting to get it.

[wesfau2]

Yeah, its taken me a while to learn that. After enough ass rippings I think I'm starting to get it.

Clearly you are not getting it.

[djsimp]

Clearly you are not getting it.

Get off my jockstrap wes.

[GH2001]

Clearly, some people take message boards WAY too seriously.

[djsimp]

Clearly, some people take message boards WAY too seriously.

Clearly the balance of the Earth hinges on message board etiquette. Wes is the forum Débutante. 

[wesfau2]

I get my shit pushed in? I think that you purposely leave out the part where there are many there that look straight over facts to argue their points that have no merit. For instance, the whole Cam Newton deal. No, what happens is I can post anything and there are several that draw their own opinion to the situation or to why I posted it. Yeah, I have got caught up in arguing about it but I have come to realize that arguing with them is like arguing with a dumbass bammer; meaning their truth is the only truth.

Since I didn't go to the Wesley School of Internet posting, you can hop on your bird perch and suck me cock till your hearts contempt.

Yes, you get your shit pushed in over there.  It has nothing to do with your inability to sway an opposing fanbase's opinion on the Newton saga.  It has everything to do with your semi-literate posts and pre-k "smack".

Clearly the balance of the Earth hinges on message board etiquette. Wes is the forum Débutante. 

It's not about etiquette.  It's about you serving as a horrible ambassador for our school.

[Godfather]

Simp...one word of advice.

I've become numb.

Beside, wes is the only one pushing shit and that because thats the only thing he can push. So where is LawTiger at anyway?

You don't follow the above....

Yeah, its taken me a while to learn that. After enough ass rippings I think I'm starting to get it.

With this.

You are way to apologetic over there, and for the love of god....never ever admit that you have been ass raped.  Literally or figuratively. 

Case in point...I could give a fuck less about some of the farks I posted over there and whether they liked them or understood them.  They were funny as fuck, but you said some apologetic shit about a couple of them...fuck that son.  Don't do that.

What Weskie is trying to do is help you out, he just doesn't do it constructively.

[wesfau2]

What Weskie is trying to do is help you out, he just doesn't do it constructively.

Fuck constructive criticism.  He needs that garbage if he's trying to post on AUN.

This guy is trying to get hip to the woppussy.  He needs tough love.

Otherwise, your advice was solid. 

[djsimp]

Aight...check, check and check. Lets move along.

[Token]

Did that go down the way you expected? Nope!!

[Jumbo]

Did that go down the way you expected? Nope!!

Your are out gunned and out manned.