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Malzahn to Maryland?

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Re: Malzahn to Maryland?
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2010, 12:04:55 AM »
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Chizik said, "To the best of my knowledge, there are possibilities of contact.  I have not talked to anybody personally but there is a possibility of contact."
Oooooookkkkkk......

Anyway, seems odd for Malzahn to leave AU after he agreed to a raise. Unless the Maryland job wasn't even close to being on the radar when the Vandy job was. I'm sure his new contract with AU isn't signed or anything yet, but still, just seems weird for his name to pop up.
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Re: Malzahn to Maryland?
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2010, 01:38:05 AM »
Oooooookkkkkk......

Anyway, seems odd for Malzahn to leave AU after he agreed to a raise. Unless the Maryland job wasn't even close to being on the radar when the Vandy job was. I'm sure his new contract with AU isn't signed or anything yet, but still, just seems weird for his name to pop up.

Seems weird for Gus Malzahn's name to pop up for an open job at a BCS school?  What kind of doom and gloom are bammers concocting over this now?

Oh wait, I know: "Malzahn just got word from the NCAA that they're going to rape, pillage and burn down Auburn right after the BCSCG, so he's getting the hell out of town."  Is that it?
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Re: Malzahn to Maryland?
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2010, 02:51:02 AM »
He's not going to Coach the fuckin' Turtles.  If June Jones would rather stay at Death Penalty U than a more lucrative Maryland, that should tell ya how wonderful that grass is up North.  Maryland's one and only concern is Basketball.
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Re: Malzahn to Maryland?
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2010, 04:01:19 AM »
He's not going to Coach the fuckin' Turtles.  If June Jones would rather stay at Death Penalty U than a more lucrative Maryland, that should tell ya how wonderful that grass is up North.  Maryland's one and only concern is Basketball.
And Crab Cakes.
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Re: Malzahn to Maryland?
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2010, 08:04:02 AM »
Seems weird for Gus Malzahn's name to pop up for an open job at a BCS school?  What kind of doom and gloom are bammers concocting over this now?

Oh wait, I know: "Malzahn just got word from the NCAA that they're going to rape, pillage and burn down Auburn right after the BCSCG, so he's getting the hell out of town."  Is that it?
Dude, calm the fuck down. Simply saying I just don't see him leaving AU after getting a fat raise just a few weeks ago.
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Re: Malzahn to Maryland?
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2010, 08:09:04 AM »
College Park is a fucking dump anyway.
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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2010, 09:49:30 AM »
Dude, calm the fuck down. Simply saying I just don't see him leaving AU after getting a fat raise just a few weeks ago.

Awe hell, you went all internet goober on me...telling me to calm down because I responded.  Dayum, I thought you had more game than that.
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Re: Malzahn to Maryland?
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2010, 09:55:39 AM »
Dude, calm the fuck down. Simply saying I just don't see him leaving AU after getting a fat raise just a few weeks ago.

Don't tell Jim to calm down when he's fired up. It only gets him more angry. He's got some of that Mississippi leg hound in him. And when he does take a hold to you, its best just to let him finish.
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Re: Malzahn to Maryland?
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2010, 09:58:42 AM »
Don't tell Jim to calm down when he's fired up. It only gets him more angry. He's got some of that Mississippi leg hound in him. And when he does take a hold to you, its best just to let him finish.

Shitter was full!
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Re: Malzahn to Maryland?
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2010, 10:00:36 AM »
Don't tell Jim to calm down when he's fired up. It only gets him more angry. He's got some of that Mississippi leg hound in him. And when he does take a hold to you, its best just to let him finish.
You serious, Clark?
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Re: Malzahn to Maryland?
« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2010, 10:02:27 AM »
After sobering up a bit, I'm realizing how much of non-story this is.

"According to sources, Malzahn may have talked to Maryland. Unless he didn't. When asked about it, Gene Chizik stated, 'I dunno. He may have. It's possible. Unless it isn't.'"
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Re: Malzahn to Maryland?
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2010, 10:03:26 AM »
Don't tell Jim to calm down when he's fired up. It only gets him more angry. He's got some of that Mississippi leg hound in him. And when he does take a hold to you, its best just to let him finish.

Snots, you roll over and let Uncle Clark scratch you belly. You ain't never seen a set on a dog like this one's got, Clark.
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Re: Malzahn to Maryland?
« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2010, 10:06:27 AM »
Snots, you roll over and let Uncle Clark scratch you belly. You ain't never seen a set on a dog like this one's got, Clark.

Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Malzahn to Maryland?
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2010, 10:21:46 AM »
Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so.

Honey, why don't you run and get the kid's things, and don't forget the rubber sheets and the gerbils.
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Re: Malzahn to Maryland?
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2010, 11:08:32 AM »
Honey, why don't you run and get the kid's things, and don't forget the rubber sheets and the gerbils.

Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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Re: Malzahn to Maryland?
« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2010, 11:17:35 AM »
I don't know if I oughta go sailin' down no hill with nothin' between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.


Off Topic:  Someone on another site says that Leach is the turtle's man, and Rich Rod is their current backup plan.  Malzahn is 3rd on the list.
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Re: Malzahn to Maryland?
« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2010, 11:27:45 AM »


Off Topic:  Someone on another site says that Leach is the turtle's man, and Rich Rod is their current backup plan.  Malzahn is 3rd on the list.

I have been hearing for a while that Leach was the guy.  But that's just "da skreetz".
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Re: Malzahn to Maryland?
« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2010, 11:34:05 AM »
Michigan people would have a U-Haul in Rich Rod's driveway TONIGHT if that came true.
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