Florida's Minority Candidate?

[Townhallsavoy]

I'm just wondering who was interviewed to prevent ESPN from dedicating the next fifteen OTL episodes to the rampant racism at the University of Florida. 

[Token]

I'm just wondering who was interviewed to prevent ESPN from dedicating the next fifteen OTL episodes to the rampant racism at the University of Florida.

Interviewed, not sure.  Rumor has it that Charlie Strong was a candidate.

[djsimp]

Interviewed, not sure.  Rumor has it that Charlie Strong was a candidate.

Then that is good enough. Based on the last year, rumors can be considered facts.

[Buzz Killington]

Wait...Muschamp's not Jewish?

[Townhallsavoy]

Wait...Muschamp's not Jewish?

Religious ethnicity is irrelevant. 

Skin tone.  Must be dark. 

[Snaggletiger]

Religious ethnicity is irrelevant. 

Skin tone.  Must be dark.

What if Muschamp gets one of those Mystic spray tans and looks really, really dark.  Does that count?

[GH2001]

Wait...Muschamp's not Jewish?

Muschamp - its French for "coach who yells a lot" .

[Godfather]

Wait...Muschamp's not Jewish?

[Godfather]

What if Muschamp gets one of those Mystic spray tans and looks really, really dark.  Does that count?

I believe he took to many tanning pills to get the job

[Token]

Speaking of Muschamp, I heard a lot of "aights" in his UF presser.

[Tiger Six]

Speaking of Muschamp, I heard a lot of "aights" in his UF presser.

I heard him tell a joke about a coonass ditch digger...

[Snaggletiger]

I heard him tell a joke about a coonass ditch digger...

Who was killed in a terrorist attack....

[Jumbo]

Who was killed in a terrorist attack.... by a bowl of Gumbo

fixed!