Malzahn Turns Vandy Down

Saniflush · « **Reply #20 on:** December 13, 2010, 03:26:25 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2010, 03:22:41 PM

Total brief hijack....what's the best thing for the flu when it starts kicking your ass? A very wise semi-Mexican woman once told me about EmergenC.

A blowjob.
Head to the closest titty flop with an eight ball. Walk out with prescribed head givers.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #21 on:** December 13, 2010, 03:27:49 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on December 13, 2010, 03:26:25 PM

A blowjob.
Head to the closest titty flop with an eight ball. Walk out with prescribed head givers.

This seems to make sense. Soooo...in theory, it just sucks the flu right out of you?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #22 on:** December 13, 2010, 03:29:33 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2010, 03:22:41 PM

Total brief hijack....what's the best thing for the flu when it starts kicking your ass? A very wise semi-Mexican woman once told me about EmergenC.

Nope. Zicam. Vit C does NOTHING.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #23 on:** December 13, 2010, 03:32:56 PM »

Well...it does have "Cam" in it. Must work fast. Is that over the counter or under the table?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #24 on:** December 13, 2010, 03:37:53 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2010, 03:32:56 PM

Well...it does have "Cam" in it. Must work fast. Is that over the counter or under the table?

Over the counter and the newest version look like Mentos. Cherry flavored but surprisingly tasty.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #25 on:** December 13, 2010, 03:39:25 PM »

I'm goin' home, gettin' a fire going and I'm not coming out of hibernation til morning.

Saniflush · « **Reply #26 on:** December 13, 2010, 03:42:10 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2010, 03:39:25 PM

I'm goin' home, gettin' a fire going and I'm not coming out of hibernation til morning.

I say stop by the local flop as well.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #27 on:** December 13, 2010, 04:06:20 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on December 13, 2010, 03:10:21 PM

Something else funny?

Check out Thayer's article now. He changed it.

http://msn.foxsports.com/collegefootball/story/Auburn-offensive-coordinator-Malzahn-expected-to-take-Vanderbilt-job-121210

Too bad the original title is in the link, so he can't change that. LOL.

I love the wording:

Quote

Auburn offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn is no longer a candidate to become the next coach at Vanderbilt, according to reports.

Malzahn would have replaced Robbie Caldwell, who resigned late last month after a 2-10 mark in his first and only season as head coach. Caldwell, then an assistant head coach, took over in July after Bobby Johnson abruptly retired after eight seasons with the Commodores.

"No longer a candidate" would be more accurate if Evans said, "Malzahn turns down Vanderbilt."

AWK · « **Reply #28 on:** December 13, 2010, 04:57:45 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2010, 03:05:13 PM

I like the way you think, Mister. That is an excellent point....the hammer thing, that is.

It's Hamner time.

The Prowler · « **Reply #29 on:** December 13, 2010, 05:15:49 PM »

Top 10, possible Top 5, Recruiting Class, bank on that shit.

Also, Thayer...EAT SHIT YOU FUCKIN' FAGGOT.

Token · « **Reply #30 on:** December 13, 2010, 05:19:11 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on December 13, 2010, 05:15:49 PM

Top 10, possible Top 5, Recruiting Class, bank on that shit.

Also, Thayer...EAT SHIT YOU FUCKIN' FAGGOT.

Holy shit. Auburn is #1, about to take home a Crystal Trophy and you are guaranteeing a top 10 recruiting class? Way to go out on a limb.

boartitz · « **Reply #31 on:** December 13, 2010, 05:41:18 PM »

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2010/12/auburn_offensive_coordinator_g_1.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #32 on:** December 13, 2010, 05:44:18 PM »

I can't even imagine....

One day you're making one salary. The next day it's more than doubled.

The Prowler · « **Reply #33 on:** December 13, 2010, 05:48:47 PM »

Quote from: Token on December 13, 2010, 05:19:11 PM

Holy shit. Auburn is #1, about to take home a Crystal Trophy and you are guaranteeing a top 10 recruiting class? Way to go out on a limb.

I've been guaranteeing a Top 10 recruiting class for most of the season. Now I think it'll be more towards the Top 5.

GH2001 · « **Reply #34 on:** December 13, 2010, 06:37:11 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on December 13, 2010, 05:48:47 PM

I've been guaranteeing a Top 10 recruiting class for most of the season. Now I think it'll be more towards the Top 5.

Why do you need to predict anything?

The Prowler · « **Reply #35 on:** December 13, 2010, 07:14:32 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on December 13, 2010, 06:37:11 PM

Why do you need to predict anything?

Because of naysayin' doom and gloomers....plus, I like predictin', why the fuck do you care?

Also....I said Coach Malzahn wouldn't go anywhere, yay!!!

GH2001 · « **Reply #36 on:** December 14, 2010, 09:42:23 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on December 13, 2010, 07:14:32 PM

Because of naysayin' doom and gloomers....plus, I like predictin', why the fuck do you care?

Also....I said Coach Malzahn wouldn't go anywhere, yay!!!

oh believe me, I don't care.

Keep fighting the good fight against rws and token. Maybe one day you'll win one.

The Prowler · « **Reply #37 on:** December 14, 2010, 06:18:54 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on December 14, 2010, 09:42:23 AM

oh believe me, I don't care.

Keep fighting the good fight against rws and token. Maybe one day you'll win one.

I win every day. I'm an Auburn fan, they're a bammer.

Jumbo · « **Reply #38 on:** December 14, 2010, 06:23:02 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on December 14, 2010, 06:18:54 PM

I win every day. I'm an Auburn fan, they're a bammer.

Pow, that just happened!

RWS · « **Reply #39 on:** December 14, 2010, 07:14:00 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on December 14, 2010, 06:18:54 PM

I win every day. I'm an Auburn fan, they're a bammer.

And AuburnChopper just can't figure out why everybody picks on you.