For your football loving female significant other...

[Tiger Wench]

http://shop.sportyvibe.com/

They don't have an orange and blue one yet... but I will keep checking back! 

i found this on Michigan Zone - and one commenter made a good point.  Considering what it is used for, would it make more sense to get one in your rival's colors?  For example, if an Auburn fan were in the market for a butt plug, it seems to me the proper color scheme would be red and white...

[Saniflush]

Gotta be run by Big 10 folks.

Michigan, Ohio State, and Michigan State colored ones.

[djsimp]

Would be a great for a Dirty Santa gift to some bammer butt monkey.

[Tiger Wench]

http://www.sportyvibe.com/lineup/

Take your pick...

[Godfather]

http://shop.sportyvibe.com/

They don't have an orange and blue one yet... but I will keep checking back! 

i found this on Michigan Zone - and one commenter made a good point.  Considering what it is used for, would it make more sense to get one in your rival's colors?  For example, if an Auburn fan were in the market for a butt plug, it seems to me the proper color scheme would be red and white...

Are you in the market for a butt plug?   Snaggle said you could use his tongue.

[djsimp]

Are you in the market for a butt plug?   Snaggle said you could use his tongue.

Snaggle on a tossed salad diet?

[Tiger Wench]

Are you in the market for a butt plug?   Snaggle said you could use his tongue.

I think you accidentally replied to me instead of Taylor.  My butt does not get plugged in any sense of the word.

[AWK]

I think you accidentally replied to me instead of Taylor.  My butt does not get plugged in any sense of the word.

This fucking Taylor guy...I swear...