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Typical bammer caller on JOX
« on: December 02, 2010, 09:04:10 AM »
Donald Jackson taking calls on this ruling, and some bammer calls in and says:

"How is it Auburn can have a top 5 recruiting class coming off an 8-5 season...I mean they were down and doing nothing and get all these recruits, and now they're undefeated and have a #24 recruiting class...how is that possible, did they just stop buying players in January because of all this?"

Swear to God...he asked that lawyer this question that is so loaded with flawed bammer logic on so many levels it defies description, not to mention the fact that Donald Jackson isn't associated with Auburn, or a recruiting expert.

Where the fuck do these fools come from? 
« Last Edit: December 02, 2010, 09:05:39 AM by JR4AU »
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Re: Typical bammer caller on JOX
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2010, 09:21:43 AM »
Now another one calls in to accuse Donald Jackson of holding opinions contrary to all the other "experts" because he has plans on representing Cam when this all blows up. 
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Re: Typical bammer caller on JOX
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2010, 09:31:44 AM »
 You hear this idiot now? Gary the redneck...Omg......"im know a ole boy dere dat wuzza lawyer and played da foosball at the harvards and theyz ain't no way cam didn't know bout dat..."


People like this need not breed.
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Re: Typical bammer caller on JOX
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2010, 09:43:52 AM »
You hear this idiot now? Gary the redneck...Omg......"im know a ole boy dere dat wuzza lawyer and played da foosball at the harvards and theyz ain't no way cam didn't know bout dat..."


People like this need not breed.

This is what happens when one has sex with farm animals.
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Re: Typical bammer caller on JOX
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2010, 11:26:20 PM »
This is what happens when one has sex with farm animals.
Yup and they name their baby greaseybammer.
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Re: Typical bammer caller on JOX
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2010, 12:33:52 AM »
Yup and they name their baby greaseybammer.
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Re: Typical bammer caller on JOX
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2010, 07:16:45 PM »
The question that should be asked of any bammer that makes this statement is this. How did a team as dead in the water as bama was in 2007 (7-6 record & in total chaos) wind up with the #1 ranked recruiting class in 2008? A program who, according to the NCAA, was "staring down the barrel of a loaded gun" due to recruiting violations during this period of chaos.

Ask it. I did, & got a blank stare.

Fuck them.
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Re: Typical bammer caller on JOX
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2010, 07:37:50 PM »
The question that should be asked of any bammer that makes this statement is this. How did a team as dead in the water as bama was in 2007 (7-6 record & in total chaos) wind up with the #1 ranked recruiting class in 2008? A program who, according to the NCAA, was "staring down the barrel of a loaded gun" due to recruiting violations during this period of chaos.

Ask it. I did, & got a blank stare.

Fuck them.
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Re: Typical bammer caller on JOX
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2010, 08:41:59 PM »
The question that should be asked of any bammer that makes this statement is this. How did a team as dead in the water as bama was in 2007 (7-6 record & in total chaos) wind up with the #1 ranked recruiting class in 2008? A program who, according to the NCAA, was "staring down the barrel of a loaded gun" due to recruiting violations during this period of chaos.

Ask it. I did, & got a blank stare.

Fuck them.

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Re: Typical bammer caller on JOX
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2010, 02:19:55 AM »
The question that should be asked of any bammer that makes this statement is this. How did a team as dead in the water as bama was in 2007 (7-6 record & in total chaos) wind up with the #1 ranked recruiting class in 2008? A program who, according to the NCAA, was "staring down the barrel of a loaded gun" due to recruiting violations during this period of chaos.

Ask it. I did, & got a blank stare.

Fuck them.
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