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« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2010, 11:20:53 AM »
I think the real reason you are nervous for this game is that you know what a win represents.  I think we all deep down waited for the other shoe to drop.   However, Cam kept catching that mother fuckin shoe and preceded to shove it up the other teams ass.

In other words.....this shit just got real!

It's a new era...

These teams have played for BCS Championships:

Tenn, FSU, OU, Va Tech, Miami, Nebraska, LSU, USC, Tex., FL, OSU, Alabama.   Of that list, only Va Tech and Nebraska haven't won a BCSC.  Va Tech, Neb, Tenn, and Alabama are the only ones to have only played in the game just once. 

So, yeah, it's pretty big deal if Auburn joins that elite company. 

Fuck you.  This shit has been real since the corn dogs.

Interestingly, that's when it got real in 2004 too.
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« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2010, 11:25:38 AM »
Fuck you.  This shit has been real since the corn dogs.

Yep.  Since the Corndogs, I've been looking at every game as do or die for the MNC.  This weekend, we just need Fairley to leg whip Garcia's thumb...then have Demond pull a foreign substance out of his tights and throw it in Alshon's eyes.  We goin' Glendale baby.
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« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2010, 11:27:19 AM »
Interestingly, that's when it got real in 2004 too.

There should be a way for me to work some of that cheezy MTV Real World into this but I have not figured out how yet.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2010, 11:43:19 AM »
Fuck you.  This shit has been real since the corn dogs.

Hey how are those National Championship tickets coming?
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« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2010, 11:48:35 AM »
Hey how are those National Championship tickets coming?

Just got off the phone with my pops and he said he's been told that if AU wins Saturday, he's got two MNC tix coming.  And since I'm easily his favorite son.....
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« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2010, 11:50:18 AM »
It's a new era...

These teams have played for BCS Championships:

Tenn, FSU, OU, Va Tech, Miami, Nebraska, LSU, USC, Tex., FL, OSU, Alabama.   Of that list, only Va Tech and Nebraska haven't won a BCSC.  Va Tech, Neb, Tenn, and Alabama are the only ones to have only played in the game just once. 

So, yeah, it's pretty big deal if Auburn joins that elite company. 

Interestingly, that's when it got real in 2004 too.


Sometime the retarded kid gets invited.
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« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2010, 11:59:17 AM »

Interestingly, that's when it got real in 2004 too.

Nah...LSU was the third game of the year that year if I remember correctly. In my mind, things didn't start getting real until we shit stomped UT at their place. That was by far the best road trip I have taken to watch Auburn play football...
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« Reply #27 on: November 30, 2010, 12:07:57 PM »
Auburn football is worse for my health than smoking crack, shooting smack, and chewing redman, while living in a house made of nothing but asbestos.

^^This^^

.then have Demond pull a foreign substance out of his tights and throw it in Alshon's eyes. 

You may be on to something.  SevenDust?  It could be pulled off.

Nah...LSU was the third game of the year that year if I remember correctly. In my mind, things didn't start getting real until we poop stomped UT at their place. That was by far the best road trip I have taken to watch Auburn play football...

That is when I knew that team was for real.  I thought they were good up to that point, but when that game was going on, I knew we were for real the best team in the nation.
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« Reply #28 on: November 30, 2010, 12:11:14 PM »
Just got off the phone with my pops and he said he's been told that if AU wins Saturday, he's got two MNC tix coming.  And since I'm easily his favorite son.....

Since your wife won't let you go to the corner store, much less Arizona, you should sell those tix to me.
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« Reply #29 on: November 30, 2010, 12:25:17 PM »
i'm working various angles to procure tickets. 

even at last minute i'll drive.
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« Reply #30 on: November 30, 2010, 12:40:27 PM »
Since your wife won't let you go to the corner store, much less Arizona, you should sell those tix to me.

I don't deal with haters.  AND..we almost lost Friday   I don't like living on the edge.
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« Reply #31 on: November 30, 2010, 12:51:05 PM »
I don't deal with haters.  AND..we almost lost Friday   I don't like living on the edge.

I saw that....and I want some.
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« Reply #32 on: November 30, 2010, 01:10:26 PM »
Hey how are those National Championship tickets coming?

Good for me. 

Probably not so much for you.

After doing a bit of research I was pleasantly surprised to find that each school will get 17000 tickets.  Considering that will be slightly more than half of what that stadium will hold I very surprised.  Most of the ticket brokers I had already looked through are running about 1k apiece for their worst ticket for that game.

It is beyond me why this site has not figured out a way to scam acquire some press credentials?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #33 on: November 30, 2010, 01:16:06 PM »
Good for me. 

Probably not so much for you.

After doing a bit of research I was pleasantly surprised to find that each school will get 17000 tickets.  Considering that will be slightly more than half of what that stadium will hold I very surprised.  Most of the ticket brokers I had already looked through are running about 1k apiece for their worst ticket for that game.

It is beyond me why this site has not figured out a way to scam acquire some press credentials?

Where is Kevin when you need him?
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« Reply #34 on: November 30, 2010, 01:21:34 PM »
Where is Kevin when you need him?

Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #35 on: November 30, 2010, 01:22:30 PM »
Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio?

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« Reply #36 on: November 30, 2010, 01:30:08 PM »
Stubhub has them for 500-600 each for upper deck endzone.
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« Reply #37 on: November 30, 2010, 01:32:36 PM »
Stubhub has them for 500-600 each for upper deck endzone.
If true, I recommend jumping on that. Basically face value, except without the Fiesta & Insight Bowl tickets.
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« Reply #38 on: November 30, 2010, 01:39:16 PM »
Stubhub has them for 500-600 each for upper deck endzone.

guess the stuff I was looking at was lower level.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #39 on: November 30, 2010, 01:54:21 PM »
If we win, I'm there.  Not buying tickets until Sunday though.
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