Cameron Newton now holds two important Auburn Records...

[The Prowler]

Most Passing TDs in a season - bypassing Chris Todd
Most Rushing TDs in a season - bypassing Bo and Cadillac

[Townhallsavoy]

I've heard the recent allegations are nothing compared to what's about to come out from the NY Times.

It turns out, Cam is actually a cyborg sent from a distant planet to eliminate all things bammer.  The NCAA is frantically trying to find a bylaw to rule him ineligible, but they have been warned that Cam has been programmed to do "other things" if needed.

[GH2001]

I've heard the recent allegations are nothing compared to what's about to come out from the NY Times.

It turns out, Cam is actually a cyborg sent from a distant planet to eliminate all things bammer.  The NCAA is frantically trying to find a bylaw to rule him ineligible, but they have been warned that Cam has been programmed to do "other things" if needed.

I laugh...we laugh...but......

This isnt that far removed from the stuff that Shane and the droids buy at market value.

Remember the tent meeting last week @ 20.00 a pop?  ZOLTAN!!

[The Prowler]

 

I'm going to use that picture for all of greaseybammer posts.