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Re: Great Start
« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2010, 09:49:09 AM »
Watched the second half of last night's game with South Florida.  Just a suggestion on the Basketball Iron Bowl trip.  You may want to peek in at the arena, take a few mental notes....then leave to start drinking heavily.  This team sux beyond normal suxage.  It's a new level of sux.  As a matter of fact, when the game was over last night, the announcer said simply..."This is not a very good Auburn team".

You have been privy to these trips before. 
The fact that anyone would even remember it to begin with, after all of the alcohol, will be an achievement in itself.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2010, 10:12:25 AM »
You have been privy to these trips before. 
The fact that anyone would even remember it to begin with, after all of the alcohol, will be an achievement in itself.

Walk around...take camera phone pics so you'll be able to refresh your memory later.  Here's Sani with a beer in front of the arena. Here's Wes with a beer in the lobby.  Here's Sani again with another beer standing at mid court.  Here's Garman asleep.  Here's a pic of Wes' ass as he runs out the door with a beer being chased by the security guard.  Here's Sani with a statue of some sort in one arm...and a beer in the other hand.
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« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2010, 10:25:54 AM »
We still have a men's baskteball team?  I thought that arena was for the women...
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« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2010, 10:34:08 AM »
Walk around...take camera phone pics so you'll be able to refresh your memory later.  Here's Sani with a beer in front of the arena. Here's Wes with a beer in the lobby.  Here's Sani again with another beer standing at mid court.  Here's Garman asleep.  Here's a pic of Wes' ass as he runs out the door with a beer being chased by the security guard.  Here's Sani with a statue of some sort in one arm...and a beer in the other hand.

Which reminds me.  Think I can bring suit against the people who wrote "The Hangover"?  I am the first person I know of to wake up with a stolen tiger in the room.  Seems like there should be some compensation somewhere for that.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2010, 10:36:45 AM »
Which reminds me.  Think I can bring suit against the people who wrote "The Hangover"?  I am the first person I know of to wake up with a stolen tiger in the room.  Seems like there should be some compensation somewhere for that.

Cease and desist, bitch.
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« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2010, 10:38:21 AM »
Cease and desist, bitch.

Are you saying I should just consider being off my one year ban of the conference center as payment received?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2010, 11:02:02 AM »
Are you saying I should just consider being off my one year ban of the conference center as payment received?

Affirmative..however, I've negotiated for some free Conference Center thirsty towels and 2 days of Continental Breakfast 15% off on your next stay. I'm working on having them throw in a Swedish Massage if you book in the off season.  (Don't think I can work a happy ending into the deal.  You may need to bring extra cash)
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« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2010, 12:45:38 PM »
January 22nd, biches.  Be there!
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« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2010, 01:00:42 PM »
January 22nd, biches.  Be there!

Damn I'll only be 10 days back from Phoenix. 

Count me in.
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« Reply #29 on: December 16, 2010, 02:59:53 PM »
January 22nd, biches.  Be there!

My liver hurts at the thought but I'll be there.
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« Reply #30 on: December 16, 2010, 03:05:05 PM »
We've gotta get you a Barbee Doll shirt for teh big game.

Well, maybe a Tigers X shirt of some kind...no Barbee Dolls.


Watched the second half of last night's game with South Florida.  Just a suggestion on the Basketball Iron Bowl trip.  You may want to peek in at the arena, take a few mental notes....then leave to start drinking heavily.  This team sux beyond normal suxage.  It's a new level of sux.  As a matter of fact, when the game was over last night, the announcer said simply..."This is not a very good Auburn team".


Do you miss Lebo yet?
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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« Reply #31 on: December 16, 2010, 03:14:30 PM »
Side note, he was also three time ball room dancing champion.

"They're Nazis, they're always pissed.  It's like their job or something."
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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« Reply #32 on: December 16, 2010, 03:26:17 PM »
"They're Nazis, they're always pissed.  It's like their job or something."

I really like your dyke.

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« Reply #33 on: December 16, 2010, 04:17:19 PM »
I really like your dyke.
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I'm very proud of you Uncle Sani...another successful *LGTB* thread hijacking.

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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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« Reply #34 on: December 16, 2010, 05:54:35 PM »
Damn I'll only be 10 days back from Phoenix. 

Count me in.
So, where is the official thread for the basketball outing?  Because I am definitely in this year again...Hopefully, I won't get as shit faced as I did last time...I am aiming higher...and maybe Wes won't puke at 17 - 16...and Tall Brad won't bail on us at the supper club...Garman asleep...etc...

Shit, I'm not even going for the basketball game, just to drink at the basketball game.
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« Reply #35 on: December 17, 2010, 12:38:24 PM »
So, where is the official thread for the basketball outing?  Because I am definitely in this year again...Hopefully, I won't get as poop faced as I did last time...I am aiming higher...and maybe Wes won't puke at 17 - 16...and Tall Brad won't bail on us at the supper club...Garman asleep...etc...

poop, I'm not even going for the basketball game, just to drink at the basketball game.

That sounds like the ONLY reason to go to the basketball game this year.

Uncle Sani needs to get that Official Thread up and running.

By the way...NO Jager shots!
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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« Reply #36 on: December 17, 2010, 12:47:55 PM »
I think I saw where it would be a 5:00 game this year.  So, the festivities should begin at 10:30?
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« Reply #37 on: December 17, 2010, 02:29:22 PM »
I think I saw where it would be a 5:00 game this year.  So, the festivities should begin at 10:30?

Try 0700 EST in West Georgia.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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« Reply #38 on: December 17, 2010, 02:35:30 PM »
Try 0700 EST in West Georgia.

It's how we roll.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #39 on: December 20, 2010, 11:49:06 AM »
Try 0700 EST in West Georgia.
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