Dear Auburn Fan

[Token]

You know, it's alright to admit that even Auburn has some backwoods, rotten toothed fags who come out of the woodwork when the team has some success.  That's why I took the assholes picture.

[AUsweetheart]

You know, it's alright to admit that even Auburn has some backwoods, rotten toothed fags who come out of the woodwork when the team has some success.  That's why I took the assholes picture.

Don't you DARE respond with logic. It's Ironbowl week.


Biatch.

[Townhallsavoy]

You know, it's alright to admit that even Auburn has some backwoods, rotten toothed fags who come out of the woodwork when the team has some success.  That's why I took the assholes picture.

How come Alabama still has backwoods, rotten toothed fags when they're on probation with a 3-8 record?

[JR4AU]

GH is right about this one.

Just last night, I went to Publix and the bagboy was wearing a shirt that said, "Scam Newton: Pay for play the Auburn way."

I got pissed and asked him if he thought that shirt was appropriate to wear to work and asked him if he knew of any proof that Cam took any money whatsoever.

He responded, "You Auburn fans sure do hate the truth.  Row tide." 

That right there is what makes the difference in your basic shit talking fan Bama fan (like the others you mentioned) and a mother fucking gawd damn bammer cock sucking piece of shit.  "The Truth" never fucking factors in to what they fucking "know" or "believe" and yet...to them it's 100% reality.  I ignore a lot of shit like that other shit you mentioned that I see and hear, but that would have netted a complaint from me to his bosses on that fucker, and since the truth is so subjective to him, I may have inserted a little bit of my own "truth" to beef up the complaint on him, and see how he fucking liked that shit. 

[Token]

Don't you DARE respond with logic. It's Ironbowl week.


Biatch.

For the record, when I mentioned cocksuckers in my initial rant, I added it specifically for you. 

mommy part.

[Token]

That right there is what makes the difference in your basic shit talking fan Bama fan (like the others you mentioned) and a mother fucking gawd damn bammer cock sucking piece of shit.  "The Truth" never fucking factors in to what they fucking "know" or "believe" and yet...to them it's 100% reality.  I ignore a lot of shit like that other shit you mentioned that I see and hear, but that would have netted a complaint from me to his bosses on that fucker, and since the truth is so subjective to him, I may have inserted a little bit of my own "truth" to beef up the complaint on him, and see how he fucking liked that shit.

Are you trying to imply that Prowler is a mother fucking gawd damn cock sucking piece of shit?

[Jumbo]

Are you trying to imply that Prowler is a mother fucking gawd damn cock sucking piece of shit?

Can't be, it would have to be in ALL CAPS.

[AUsweetheart]

 

Magnificent mommy part.

FTFY.

[Lurking Tiger]

At a party last night. Some lady says Auburn is being investigated all the way back to Pat Dye. I gave her a "roh tahd". My wife shot a few cc's of beer out of her nose.

[Townhallsavoy]

That right there is what makes the difference in your basic shit talking fan Bama fan (like the others you mentioned) and a mother fucking gawd damn bammer cock sucking piece of shit.  "The Truth" never fucking factors in to what they fucking "know" or "believe" and yet...to them it's 100% reality.  I ignore a lot of shit like that other shit you mentioned that I see and hear, but that would have netted a complaint from me to his bosses on that fucker, and since the truth is so subjective to him, I may have inserted a little bit of my own "truth" to beef up the complaint on him, and see how he fucking liked that shit.

Oh don't worry.  After I left, I called their customer service desk and asked to speak to the manager.  An assistant manager was on duty. 

All he said was, "I'm sorry his shirt offended you.  We allow our employees to wear their favorite team's shirt on Saturdays.  We'll look into what he was wearing."

I may forward my complaint to a more official office tomorrow.  Perhaps embellish my story a bit? 

[Saniflush]

At a party last night. Some lady says Auburn is being investigated all the way back to Pat Dye. I gave her a "roh tahd". My wife shot a few cc's of beer out of her nose.

I would pay money if you have video of those occurrences.

[AUJarhead]

1996, my last Iron Bowl as a student.  Dennis Riddle, and I hope his soul burns in hell, scores with under a minute to go, and with the PAT, Bama takes a 1 point lead.  They win the game, and as we are leaving, three fat Alabama coeds, with Alabama Law sweatshirts on, start talking shit to me and my buddy.

Without missing a beat, my buddy says, "Ma'am, fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life."

God I fucking hate them.