Dear Auburn Fan

Token · « **on:** November 19, 2010, 08:34:03 PM »

Fuck you. Fuck your wife. Fuck her midget friend. Fuck you for showing up to the Georgia State game with an (admitted) home made Auburn shirt. Fuck you for not brushing your front teeth. Fuck you for having a gay assed ear whateverthefuckitwas in your right ear. Fuck you for screaming War Eagle during every kickoff.

But thanks. You are the first, up close and personal, impression my 9 year old son has of an Auburn fan. If you've done nothing else relevant in your entire (wasted, I'm certain) life, you've fulfilled the job God has for you.

Fuck Auburn. Fuck Cam. Fuck Fairley. Fuck Chizik. And fuck each and every single one of you cock suckers.

Token · « **Reply #1 on:** November 19, 2010, 08:42:41 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiL5UJmkfco&feature=player_embedded#at=126

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 19, 2010, 08:50:21 PM »

I know I got a little misty eyed there. Anyone else.

The Prowler · « **Reply #3 on:** November 19, 2010, 09:14:17 PM »

Hey, rws....well, you know. Aaahahaha. War Cam Eagle!!! Bitches!!!!

No Huddle · « **Reply #4 on:** November 19, 2010, 09:35:18 PM »

Quote from: Token on November 19, 2010, 08:34:03 PM

phuk you. phuk your wife. phuk her midget friend. phuk you for showing up to the Georgia State game with an (admitted) home made Auburn shirt. phuk you for not brushing your front teeth. phuk you for having a gay assed ear whateverthephukitwas in your right ear. phuk you for screaming War Eagle during every kickoff.

But thanks. You are the first, up close and personal, impression my 9 year old son has of an Auburn fan. If you've done nothing else relevant in your entire (wasted, I'm certain) life, you've fulfilled the job God has for you.

phuk Auburn. phuk Cam. phuk Fairley. phuk Chizik. And phuk each and every single one of you cock suckers.

Token you are one funny motherphuker. Keep fighting the good fight.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #5 on:** November 19, 2010, 10:40:02 PM »

I didn't know Scott Farkus was an Auburn fan. Hell, couldn't HE have done the celebrity pick on GameDay? Damn.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #6 on:** November 19, 2010, 11:27:18 PM »

That doesn't beat the five Alabama fans who came to the Auburn-South Florida game back in 2007.

They came to the recruiting section and started shouting, "Auburn will treat you like n-----s!"

Not to mention how batshit crazy they went every time South Florida made as little as a first down.

Token · « **Reply #7 on:** November 19, 2010, 11:47:59 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on November 19, 2010, 11:27:18 PM

That doesn't beat the five Alabama fans who came to the Auburn-South Florida game back in 2007.

They came to the recruiting section and started shouting, "Auburn will treat you like n-----s!"

Not to mention how batshit crazy they went every time South Florida made as little as a first down.

Yeah, but were they wearing off colored shirts straight off their sowing machine? Didn't think so.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #8 on:** November 19, 2010, 11:49:36 PM »

Quote from: Token on November 19, 2010, 11:47:59 PM

Yeah, but were they wearing off colored shirts straight off their sowing machine? Didn't think so.

Yeah, I'm thinking if anyone is sporting anything bedazzled, Wayne Brady's going to have to slap a bitch.

AUChizad · « **Reply #9 on:** November 20, 2010, 07:22:42 AM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper on November 19, 2010, 10:40:02 PM

I didn't know Scott Farkus was an Auburn fan. Hell, couldn't HE have done the celebrity pick on GameDay? Damn.

I thought that was the head Backstreet Boy.

chinook · « **Reply #10 on:** November 20, 2010, 10:05:25 AM »

Quote from: Token on November 19, 2010, 08:34:03 PM

Fuck you for not brushing your front teeth. Fuck you for having a gay assed ear whateverthefuckitwas in your right ear.

But thanks. You are the first, up close and personal, impression my 9 year old son has of an Auburn fan. If you've done nothing else relevant in your entire (wasted, I'm certain) life, you've fulfilled the job God has for you.

Fuck Auburn. Fuck Cam. Fuck Fairley. Fuck Chizik. And fuck each and every single one of you cock suckers.

he was just tryin' to fit in. why stick out like a sore thumb?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #11 on:** November 20, 2010, 11:38:58 AM »

Sorry Token, if I had known that was you I would have toned it down a little.

Jumbo · « **Reply #12 on:** November 20, 2010, 02:33:23 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 20, 2010, 11:38:58 AM

Sorry Token, if I had known that was you I would have toned it down a little.

Now that's a man who knows how to party.

AWK · « **Reply #13 on:** November 20, 2010, 07:01:07 PM »

Quote from: Token on November 19, 2010, 08:34:03 PM

Fuck you. Fuck your wife. Fuck her midget friend. Fuck you for showing up to the Georgia State game with an (admitted) home made Auburn shirt. Fuck you for not brushing your front teeth. Fuck you for having a gay assed ear whateverthefuckitwas in your right ear. Fuck you for screaming War Eagle during every kickoff.

But thanks. You are the first, up close and personal, impression my 9 year old son has of an Auburn fan. If you've done nothing else relevant in your entire (wasted, I'm certain) life, you've fulfilled the job God has for you.

Fuck Auburn. Fuck Cam. Fuck Fairley. Fuck Chizik. And fuck each and every single one of you cock suckers.

How did you get the view for that picture? Either A. You are indeed a midget or B. You were slobbing his meat stick... I'm guessing B.

Token · « **Reply #14 on:** November 20, 2010, 07:04:59 PM »

Quote from: AWK on November 20, 2010, 07:01:07 PM

How did you get the view for that picture? Either A. You are indeed a midget or B. You were slobbing his meat stick... I'm guessing B.

I tried to get him to smile and he wouldn't do it. Every time I tried to take his pic, he'd hide his face. So I had to do it when he didn't know I was taking it. Me sitting down and acting while I was looking at the back of my phone while taking a snap shot.

I wished I could have caught him smiling.

Plainsman94 · « **Reply #15 on:** November 21, 2010, 06:56:06 AM »

Quote from: Jumbo on November 20, 2010, 02:33:23 PM

Now that's a man who knows how to party.

Stay thirsty, my friend.

GH2001 · « **Reply #16 on:** November 21, 2010, 09:41:49 AM »

Quote from: Token on November 19, 2010, 08:34:03 PM

Fuck you. Fuck your wife. Fuck her midget friend. Fuck you for showing up to the Georgia State game with an (admitted) home made Auburn shirt. Fuck you for not brushing your front teeth. Fuck you for having a gay assed ear whateverthefuckitwas in your right ear. Fuck you for screaming War Eagle during every kickoff.

But thanks. You are the first, up close and personal, impression my 9 year old son has of an Auburn fan. If you've done nothing else relevant in your entire (wasted, I'm certain) life, you've fulfilled the job God has for you.

Fuck Auburn. Fuck Cam. Fuck Fairley. Fuck Chizik. And fuck each and every single one of you cock suckers.

Make this x 100 and this is pretty much what weve said about yout inbred fanbase for the last 30 years. Your fans have been walking around Auburn on game days for years with your fucking gay assed houndstooth shit on as if you were the kings of the fucking castle. Get over it - ONE Auburn guy at BDS during a GOOD year for us is only a fraction of what weve endured from you regarding this same thing.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #17 on:** November 21, 2010, 09:50:43 AM »

GH is right about this one.

Just last night, I went to Publix and the bagboy was wearing a shirt that said, "Scam Newton: Pay for play the Auburn way."

I got pissed and asked him if he thought that shirt was appropriate to wear to work and asked him if he knew of any proof that Cam took any money whatsoever.

He responded, "You Auburn fans sure do hate the truth. Row tide."

Or about how the time I went to the gas station in Auburn a few years back, and an old lady behind me said, "Why do you wear that color?"

I said, "What color?"

"That orange color. Tee hee tee hee. Roll tide."

"Ma'am, you are in Auburn right now. Do you realize that?"

"Oh honey, I know where I am. I'm just trying to let you know that there's a real football team you could root for. Roll tide. Hee hee."

Or last year when a student of mine was wearing an Auburn shirt the Monday after Alabama defeated Arkansas.

Douchebag 15 year old Bama douche, "Hey you."

Auburn sweetheart, "What?"

"Why are you wearing that shirt?"

"What?"

"That shirt. Why are you wearing an Auburn shirt? Alabama's winning. You can't wear those shirts anymore."

I'm sure other people have plenty of stories to share.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #18 on:** November 21, 2010, 10:18:48 AM »

I took my buddy's 11 year old to the UT-C game a few weeks ago. She's a really smart kid that loves football and she'd been dying to go to an Auburn game. As we were driving in and she starts to see the waves of orange and blue, I heard her exhale. "it's nice to just be around Auburn people."

"There will be a few here today, count on it."

"Oh I know, but they have no power here."

Out of the mouths of babes.

Fuck you bammers for thinking the whole state of Alabama is yours by manifest destiny. Fuck you for taking titles that didn't belong to you before there was anyone to stop you. And fuck you for cloaking that bullshit under the guise of tradition that your stupid inbred fanbase actually believes. Fuck you for this eleven year old that already knows about Good Ole Boys. Fuck you for your sense of entitlement that makes you
insufferable....win or lose.

I'm glad that guy was there. I'm glad he didn't even care enough to wear a store bought shirt.

Godfather · « **Reply #19 on:** November 21, 2010, 10:32:17 AM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on November 21, 2010, 09:50:43 AM

GH is right about this one.

Just last night, I went to Publix and the bagboy was wearing a shirt that said, "Scam Newton: Pay for play the Auburn way."

I got pissed and asked him if he thought that shirt was appropriate to wear to work and asked him if he knew of any proof that Cam took any money whatsoever.

He responded, "You Auburn fans sure do hate the truth. Row tide."

Or about how the time I went to the gas station in Auburn a few years back, and an old lady behind me said, "Why do you wear that color?"

I said, "What color?"

"That orange color. Tee hee tee hee. Roll tide."

"Ma'am, you are in Auburn right now. Do you realize that?"

"Oh honey, I know where I am. I'm just trying to let you know that there's a real football team you could root for. Roll tide. Hee hee."

Or last year when a student of mine was wearing an Auburn shirt the Monday after Alabama defeated Arkansas.

Douchebag 15 year old Bama douche, "Hey you."

Auburn sweetheart, "What?"

"Why are you wearing that shirt?"

"What?"

"That shirt. Why are you wearing an Auburn shirt? Alabama's winning. You can't wear those shirts anymore."

I'm sure other people have plenty of stories to share.

THS what I learned from the above, is that we need to work on your shit talking son, you can't let this type of stuff happen.....preemptive strike...all I'm sayin.