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Chronic Lyricosis

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Chronic Lyricosis
« on: November 19, 2010, 11:41:15 AM »
I've been afflicted with this horrible disease for most of my life and I'm not sure from all my research, that there's a cure in sight.  As a result, I make it a point only to sing along with a song while alone in the car. 

To revisit an old thread from a while back, have you ever realized that all these years you've been belting out the wrong lyrics to a particular song?  Is there anything more embarrassing than when you're called on it?

Always wondered if Mr. Hendrix was ghey when he sang, "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy."

Cindy Lauper tells us Girls Just Want To Have Fun.  Never could figure out why they also "Test the Water, they test the water...Girls just want to have fun...they test the water, they test the water....

I don't even want to admit to the garbled mumbo jumbo I've sung as opposed to the real lyrics of Elton John's "Saturday Night's Alright For a Fight".
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Re: Chronic Lyricosis
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2010, 12:12:37 PM »
The problem with a thread like this is that I wind up with some stupid song in my head that WILL NOT GO AWAY!  And worse, I am probably singing the wrong lyrics to it!!  AAARRRGGGHHH!!
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Re: Chronic Lyricosis
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2010, 12:28:33 PM »
Snaggle quit trying to up your post count.
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Re: Chronic Lyricosis
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2010, 12:34:35 PM »
Snaggle quit trying to up your post count.

Yeah, you'd think it was the offseason or something.

Tell him what he gets if he wins, Roddy...
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Re: Chronic Lyricosis
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2010, 12:35:00 PM »
lol
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Re: Chronic Lyricosis
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2010, 12:35:19 PM »
lol
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« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2010, 12:35:39 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2010, 01:02:36 PM »
Revved up like a deuce another runner in the night.

Pumped a lot of Tane.
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Re: Chronic Lyricosis
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2010, 01:07:06 PM »
The problem with a thread like this is that I wind up with some stupid song in my head that WILL NOT GO AWAY! 

I can fix this problem. I can get any song out of your head.  Go to the 1:06 mark and enjoy.

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« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2010, 01:12:08 PM »
Cause your...motorin...
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Re: Chronic Lyricosis
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2010, 01:17:58 PM »
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Re: Chronic Lyricosis
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2010, 01:25:17 PM »
Rofl.

Stop padding your post count

Elton John - She's got electric boots and moehazoot you know I read it in a magazine
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Re: Chronic Lyricosis
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2010, 01:35:06 PM »
Don't go out tonight,
It's bound to take your life,
There's a bathroom on the right.
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Re: Chronic Lyricosis
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2010, 01:39:51 PM »
Stop padding your post count

Elton John - She's got electric boots and moehazoot you know I read it in a magazine
Electric Boobs?
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Re: Chronic Lyricosis
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2010, 01:42:43 PM »
You're givin' me, givin' me nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams

Feel like should runaway, runaway, from this zinseehiiiiigh
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Re: Chronic Lyricosis
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2010, 01:49:03 PM »
Sherriii don't like it!
Rock the cat box! Lock the cash box!
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Re: Chronic Lyricosis
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2010, 02:22:20 PM »
Chicka da Chine of the Chinese Chicken. You have a drumstick and your brain starts tickin. 
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Re: Chronic Lyricosis
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2010, 02:41:42 PM »
Chicka da Chine of the Chinese Chicken. You have a drumstick and your brain starts tickin.
Watchin' X-files with no lights on.
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Re: Chronic Lyricosis
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2010, 02:49:43 PM »
Watchin' X-files with no lights on.

We're dans la maison
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Re: Chronic Lyricosis
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2010, 03:28:28 PM »
We're dans la maison

I hope the smoking man's in this one.
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