What the hell?

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **on:** November 18, 2010, 01:51:27 PM »

I get a new job, don't post for about 6 months so I can pretend to be a hard worker and come back in time to find us paying QB's. What the hell, did we rehire Pat Dye? What happened to that Iowa State dude?

Glad to be back with you degenerates!

Godfather · « **Reply #1 on:** November 18, 2010, 01:54:26 PM »

6 months...oh shit, you need to see Jumbo again for the fisting. Shouldn't have let it lapse dude.

Saniflush · « **Reply #2 on:** November 18, 2010, 01:58:07 PM »

Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on November 18, 2010, 01:51:27 PM

I get a new job, don't post for about 6 months so I can pretend to be a hard worker and come back in time to find us paying QB's. What the hell, did we rehire Pat Dye? What happened to that Iowa State dude?

Glad to be back with you degenerates!

Welcome back.. . Jumbo be excited.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 18, 2010, 02:02:41 PM »

Quote

6 months...oh poop, you need to see Jumbo again for the fisting. Shouldn't have let it lapse dude.

But my sphincter just got back to its original size and shape.

Saniflush · « **Reply #4 on:** November 18, 2010, 02:04:59 PM »

Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on November 18, 2010, 02:02:41 PM

But my sphincter just got back to its original size and shape.

Time to go the ole busted tomato route again.

Jumbo · « **Reply #5 on:** November 18, 2010, 02:12:10 PM »

This is my kinda party!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #6 on:** November 18, 2010, 02:25:40 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on November 18, 2010, 02:12:10 PM

This is my kinda party!

We like to party...we like..we like to party

Jumbo · « **Reply #7 on:** November 18, 2010, 02:35:32 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 18, 2010, 02:25:40 PM

We like to party...we like..we like to party

All the time...

Jumbo · « **Reply #8 on:** November 18, 2010, 02:38:47 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 18, 2010, 02:25:40 PM

We like to party...we like..we like to party

Like a Rockstar..

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #9 on:** November 18, 2010, 03:29:33 PM »

You know what? I think I want to rock and roll all night. And I think I'd like to party every day.

Jumbo · « **Reply #10 on:** November 18, 2010, 04:39:50 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 18, 2010, 03:29:33 PM

You know what? I think I want to rock and roll all night. And I think I'd like to party every day.

Rockin' into the night, Rockin' into the night. Ohh Rockin'.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #11 on:** November 19, 2010, 09:44:34 AM »

Quote from: Jumbo on November 18, 2010, 04:39:50 PM

Rockin' into the night, Rockin' into the night. Ohh Rockin'.

I want that old time rock and roll.

Token · « **Reply #12 on:** November 19, 2010, 10:24:59 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 18, 2010, 03:29:33 PM

You know what? I think I want to rock and roll all night. And I think I'd like to party every day.

You sayin it all wrong.

It's, I like to rock and roll all night, and part of every day.

Godfather · « **Reply #13 on:** November 19, 2010, 10:27:44 AM »

Quote from: Token on November 19, 2010, 10:24:59 AM

You sayin it all wrong.

It's, I like to rock and roll all night, and part of every day.

No, I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #14 on:** November 19, 2010, 10:40:48 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on November 19, 2010, 10:27:44 AM

No, I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3.

Well excuse me, while I kiss this guy.

Token · « **Reply #15 on:** November 19, 2010, 10:41:27 AM »

Suck it, Reindeer Games.

Saniflush · « **Reply #16 on:** November 19, 2010, 10:48:55 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on November 19, 2010, 10:27:44 AM

No, I like to rock n' roll all night and *part* of every day. I usually have errands... I can only rock from like 1-3.

Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?

Godfather · « **Reply #17 on:** November 19, 2010, 10:51:53 AM »

Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird fuck. If they don't, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. It's the ultimate race against the clock.

CCTAU · « **Reply #18 on:** November 19, 2010, 10:56:36 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on November 19, 2010, 10:51:53 AM

Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird fuck. If they don't, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. It's the ultimate race against the clock.

So. You are saying this is like skydiving with a naked porn chick and not being allowed to open the chute till both of you finish? Sounds exhilarating?

Saniflush · « **Reply #19 on:** November 19, 2010, 11:29:41 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on November 19, 2010, 10:51:53 AM

Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, and fall towards the earth while rotating, separating almost before they crash into the ground, if and only if they consummate their bird fuck. If they don't, they are willing to accept their death by hard ground. It's the ultimate race against the clock.

My language is English and this mother fucker tried to grab my junk.