Crude, but the best I could do in a time crunch
Joker is that you?
This is all you get.
Words cannot describe how creepy that is.See Gene's creepy sex tape? Cinematic excellence when he's about to start humping the whore and she turns her face when he tries to kiss her.
If you look like Matt Damon, I might just be able to overlook the shitty grammar. Somehow, tho, I imagine I will be correcting your spelling til hell freezes over or AWK marries a girl, whichever comes first.
I was out of town for a week biotch. Pregnant again?
Yeah, and it's yours.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.Not because of you, Wench. The thought of AWK making it with anyone does that to me.
Don't tell the husbad about my super sperm.
Yeah, me too. I thought it was just morning sickness. Them roofiessuper sperms is strong stuff.