No, morons, God hates YOU...

[Tiger Wench]

Good for the town of McAlester, OK!!!!

McALESTER - Members of a Kansas church that protests at military funerals may have found themselves in the wrong town Saturday.

Shortly after finishing their protest at the funeral of Army Sgt. Jason James McCluskey of McAlester, a half-dozen protesters from Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kan., headed to their minivan, only to discover that its front and rear passenger-side tires had been slashed.

To make matters worse, as their minivan slowly hobbled away on two flat tires, with a McAlester police car following behind, the protesters were unable to find anyone in town who would repair their vehicle, according to police.

The minivan finally pulled over. A flatbed service truck arrived and loaded up the minivan. Police said the minivan was taken to Walmart for repairs.

They should have been cited by the cop for driving an improperly equipped vehicle.

[Saniflush]

Good for the town of McAlester, OK!!!!

They should have been cited by the cop for driving an improperly equipped vehicle.

Fuck them in their collective stupid asses.

Why don't they go protest Barry? 

[Token]

Good for the town of McAlester, OK!!!!

They should have been cited by the cop for driving an improperly equipped vehicle.

They can't be touched.  We were told they were going to protest a military funeral in Jacksonville about 6 months ago.  We were asked to assist because of the threats made from the locals if the group were to protest.  We were told not to let them be harassed or assaulted during the protest.   It made me physically ill to think I was going to have to stand and listen to that bullshit, and then police any of the masses who wanted to kick their ass. 

I thank God they didn't show.  I believe in 100% professionalism no matter the circumstance.  But I'm not sure that I could have finished that detail with a reprimand. 

[Snaggletiger]

They can't be touched.  We were told they were going to protest a military funeral in Jacksonville about 6 months ago.  We were asked to assist because of the threats made from the locals if the group were to protest.  We were told not to let them be harassed or assaulted during the protest.   It made me physically ill to think I was going to have to stand and listen to that bullshit, and then police any of the masses who wanted to kick their ass. 

I thank God they didn't show.  I believe in 100% professionalism no matter the circumstance.  But I'm not sure that I could have finished that detail with a reprimand.

I think you could have whipped their collective asses....as long as it was done in a very professional manner.

[Token]

I think you could have whipped their collective asses....as long as it was done in a very professional manner.

You and I both know.  The last person in the world to get their ass kicked will be anyone protesting anything in the United States.  As long as they are being civil, they are untouchable. 

Luckily, if they ever do show up around here, I figured a way around this.  When they decide to protest (and I don't have to work) I'm going to dress as one of them.  I'm going to protest with them.  And in the height of the protesting, I'm going to run up and hit someone from the funeral square in the mouth, then run as fast as possible back into the protesting group.

Now it sucks that I'll have to hit someone who doesn't deserve to be hit, but by doing so,I'll be giving the local police just what they've been waiting for.  They will see a member of the Baptist protesters hit someone, and that's all it will take.  There isn't a law enforcement officer there who isn't praying for one of the protesters to get out of line.  I may very well get my ass kicked.  But I won't be the only one getting a grand ass kicking.  Every protester in that crowd will get what they should have got during the first protest. 

When asked why I did it?  I'll simply answer that I was serving my country.  And when I'm fired shortly after?  Well.  I guess I'll be hoping that one of you highly paid attorneys will need a certified investigator. 

[Snaggletiger]

Free speech is protected and we live in a country where people died to protect their rights to....Oh shut the fuck up.  You can't yell fire in a crowded theater and these low-life, scum bag pieces of shit should not be allowed to do something that everyone with half a brain knows will eventually cause a full scale riot.  How any restraint at all has been shown just blows my mind.  If I were a father burying my son and these pukes showed up to protest, I would do everything in my power to get to one of them and inflict as much damage as I was capable of. 

I know that there would be police there with the duty to make sure that didn't happen but there's no way in hell they wouldn't have to carry that duty out.  I don't make claims of being a bad azz but there are some things that go so far over the line, you just have to do whatever it is you can do.  This is one of them and there's no way these fucks should have any rights whatsoever. 

[JohnDeere]

I've been to the Army Ammunition plant in McAlester, OK. McAlester makes Wetumpka look like an urban center of cultured learning.

I'm surprised those bastards made it out alive.

[AUJarhead]

Here's a question, Token and Snaggle...

At Auburn, I was in line going into a bar one night, it wasn't the Ultrabox, but the bar the Ultrabox became.  Anyway, one of the religious groups would go out on Friday night, and tell the people going in the bar how we were going to hell, how all the girls were whores, etc etc.  For the most part, they'd walk up and down the line, and just yell.  One yelled at me, and I told him while he had a first amendment right to yell, I had a first amendment to not be verbally harassed.  I then turned my back to him, and he grabbed my shoulder to turn me around.  I grabbed his arm, and told him if he touched me again, I was going to break his arm and then skull fuck him.

Who's in the wrong here?

[Saniflush]

Here's a question, Token and Snaggle...

At Auburn, I was in line going into a bar one night, it wasn't the Ultrabox, but the bar the Ultrabox became.  Anyway, one of the religious groups would go out on Friday night, and tell the people going in the bar how we were going to hell, how all the girls were whores, etc etc.  For the most part, they'd walk up and down the line, and just yell.  One yelled at me, and I told him while he had a first amendment right to yell, I had a first amendment to not be verbally harassed.  I then turned my back to him, and he grabbed my shoulder to turn me around.  I grabbed his arm, and told him if he touched me again, I was going to break his arm and then skull fuck him.

Who's in the wrong here?

I would say it depends on how pretty of a skull said individual actually had.

[Snaggletiger]

I would say it depends on how pretty of a skull said individual actually had.

This^^^

And why do you hate God?

The dude who grabbed you is in the worng.  You would have had every right to clock him.  Now, not saying he wouldn't have put the story on spin cycle and filed charges or a civil suit against you but bottom line is, he said offensive things, you told him you didn't like it and turned away and he grabbed you. 

Fuck him up.

[Token]

Here's a question, Token and Snaggle...

At Auburn, I was in line going into a bar one night, it wasn't the Ultrabox, but the bar the Ultrabox became.  Anyway, one of the religious groups would go out on Friday night, and tell the people going in the bar how we were going to hell, how all the girls were whores, etc etc.  For the most part, they'd walk up and down the line, and just yell.  One yelled at me, and I told him while he had a first amendment right to yell, I had a first amendment to not be verbally harassed.  I then turned my back to him, and he grabbed my shoulder to turn me around.  I grabbed his arm, and told him if he touched me again, I was going to break his arm and then skull fuck him.

Who's in the wrong here?

First off.  I don't get yelled at in public without a serious discussion immediately following the yelling.  I don't yell at people, and I'm not going to be yelled at. 

Second, I'm extremely claustrophobic.  I don't like being in large crowds, I don't like being hemmed up, and I don't like for people to violate my personal space.  Now, I consider myself an unreasonable person, but I believe it is totally reasonable to expect people to stay out of my space. 

Yelling at me would have been enough to piss me off.  Grabbing me would have been enough for me to give the fella his first worldly smiting in the name of Jesus.   

 

[War Eagle!!!]

First off.  I don't get yelled at in public without a serious discussion immediately following the yelling.  I don't yell at people, and I'm not going to be yelled at. 

Second, I'm extremely claustrophobic.  I don't like being in large crowds, I don't like being hemmed up, and I don't like for people to violate my personal space.  Now, I consider myself an unreasonable person, but I believe it is totally reasonable to expect people to stay out of my space. 

Yelling at me would have been enough to piss me off.  Grabbing me would have been enough for me to give the fella his first worldly smiting in the name of Jesus.

It's like you are in my head...

[GH2001]

Here's a question, Token and Snaggle...

At Auburn, I was in line going into a bar one night, it wasn't the Ultrabox, but the bar the Ultrabox became.  Anyway, one of the religious groups would go out on Friday night, and tell the people going in the bar how we were going to hell, how all the girls were whores, etc etc.  For the most part, they'd walk up and down the line, and just yell.  One yelled at me, and I told him while he had a first amendment right to yell, I had a first amendment to not be verbally harassed.  I then turned my back to him, and he grabbed my shoulder to turn me around.  I grabbed his arm, and told him if he touched me again, I was going to break his arm and then skull fuck him.

Who's in the wrong here?

That would be Neon's.

I bet we picked up ho's together and didn't even know it.