The 100 Offenses of Cam Newton... *smile*

[Tiger Six]

Cam Newton was JFK, Jr's airplane mechanic.

[Tiger Six]

Cam Newton was the last person to see Natalie Holloway alive.

[Tiger Six]

Cam Newton broke up the Beatles.  Yoko was only his pawn.

[Tiger Six]

Cam Newton circumsized Tim Tebow.

[AUTailgatingRules]

Cam Newton circumsized Tim Tebow.

Cam Newton decided Missouri/Colorado (I can't remember which one) was allowed to have a 5th down

[Tiger Six]

Cam Newton decided Missouri was allowed to have a 5th down

Cam Newton was the Nebraska played that kicked the ball in the end zone and kept it alive. 

And wasn't that Colorado that got the 5th down?

[JR4AU]

Cam Newton wrote and directed the final episode of M*A*S*H.

I'm seriously pissed about this one!  Was he in on that final Seinfeld episode too?

[Townhallsavoy]

Cam Newton smelt it. 

And dealt it.

[AUChizad]

Just remember where you heard it. 

Cam Newton used to check The Prowler out of high school during English class.

Now that is 

[chinook]

cam pwns the number of post submitted to the X.

it's also true...pale rider will never catch cam's post number on the x. 

[War Eagle!!!]

Just remember where you heard it. 

Cam Newton used to check The Prowler out of high school during English class.

Damn. Literally laughed out loud...

[Tiger Wench]

Cam never gets pwned by the quote function on the X.  It gets pwned by Cam.

[Godfather]

Cam knows what Bo doesn't

[chinook]

cam never fucks up a thread with movie quotes.

[AUChizad]

I posted this in the fark forum, but it won't get enough views there.

This from the genius of Chad Gibbs.

[Godfather]

I posted this in the fark forum, but it won't get enough views there.

This from the genius of Chad Gibbs.

You posted it 15 minutes ago and I commented 10 mins after Mr. Impatient.

Who is Chadd Gibbs?

[Snaggletiger]

You posted it 15 minutes ago and I commented 10 mins after Mr. Impatient.

Who is Chadd Gibbs?

Mrs. Gibbs boy?

[AUChizad]

You posted it 15 minutes ago and I commented 10 mins after Mr. Impatient.

Who is Chadd Gibbs?

http://www.chadgibbs.com/

He's the one that does "Yesterday according to:", most popular of which being his facebook ones.