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I am so loving this
« on: November 09, 2010, 10:50:08 PM »
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Re: I am so loving this
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2010, 10:53:43 PM »
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Thayer Evans is a "journalist." He presently works as the Senior College Football Writer for FOXSports.com. He previously wrote for The New York Times and the Houston Chronicle, and has also written for various other publications, including The Economist, USA Today and The Washington Post.

However, it is more appropriate to term Mr. Evans as a blogger. Most recently he has taken to becoming a one-man investigator of Cameron Newton, son of Cecil and Jackie Newton, starting quarterback at Auburn University. Mr. Evans has fans of the athletic team up in arms over his seemingly biased blogs incriminating Mr. Newton in alleged illegal activities quoting unnamed and unreferenced sources.[1] Mr. Evans has uncovered Theft, Academic Fraud/Cheating and numerous lies made by the Newtons.

Evans' list of notable periodicals embellishes his true life history when considering he did not graduate from a college of journalism, and he served in only short stints with each publication. His full academic record of colleges attended, place of birth, and current age awaits his disclosure and remains conspicuously absent in the promotion about him spotlighted on his blog.[2]




New info: There is a reportedly a source claiming that Evans himself paid Kenny Rogers, the former Mississippi State player turned agent or "runner", to claim that he represented the Newtons. Through this source, it is stated that Mr. Evans fabricated this whole story, again this is cited from a "source." These are just allegations at this point, not facts, just as with what Mr. Evans is using on Cameron Newton.


For those that don't read it before it gets edited.

I'm curious if some of that info is true, though.  Did he really not go to college?

This motherfucker that is responsible for all of this hoopla DIDN'T EVEN GO TO COLLEGE? 

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Re: I am so loving this
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2010, 11:06:56 PM »
For those that don't read it before it gets edited.

I'm curious if some of that info is true, though.  Did he really not go to college?

This motherfucker that is responsible for all of this hoopla DIDN'T EVEN GO TO COLLEGE? 



A point to be made here, and it illustrates part of the problem with things like this.  It doesn't say he didn't go to college.  It says he didn't graduate from a college of journalism.   That could be read one of several ways, and I suspect it's intentionally written that way just for that reason.

He went to a college of journalism, but didn't graduate?

He graduated but not from a "college of journalism"?

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« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2010, 11:10:33 PM »
A point to be made here, and it illustrates part of the problem with things like this.  It doesn't say he didn't go to college.  It says he didn't graduate from a college of journalism.   That could be read one of several ways, and I suspect it's intentionally written that way just for that reason.

He went to a college of journalism, but didn't graduate?

He graduated but not from a "college of journalism"?

I'm so tired of the mysterious.... 

Cam might have been taking money to go to Auburn if my source is correct in saying John Bond might have said that two guys in between him and Kenny Rogers reported that Kenny Rogers said that Cecil Newton would be willing to send Cam to Miss St if Miss State paid upwards of $200k.

But even though that's hard to prove, we know that Cam might have cheated on a test and got a few parking tickets, so surely you can see how little integrity this kid has which means he must have been taking some money from Auburn if he spurned $200k that may or may not have been offerred by Miss State in order to go to Auburn which has already been cleared to play Cameron Newton. 

All of this reported by a guy who didn't graduate from a college of journalism but that doesn't mean he didn't take a few class or get his doctorate in art history while thinking about being a journalist as a side gig. 

Sources say...inside report...super secret knowledge...my head might explode.
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« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2010, 01:13:48 AM »
fuck it, i Give up, how about this shit, Cam is the cause for world fucking hunger and why everyone has the AIDS.

Might as well blame everything else on his ass.  Newton destroys defenses and Jews*





*according to sources

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« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2010, 01:24:50 AM »
fuck it, i Give up, how about this shit, Cam is the cause for world fucking hunger and why everyone has the AIDS.

Might as well blame everything else on his ass.  Newton destroys defenses and Jews*





*according to sources

Oh and in case you missed it, Thayer Evans was allegedly hospitalized today for unknown reasons.  Chizad is also reporting that it is because Thayer Evans has the goat AIDS, according to a source close to Thayer's asshole.
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« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2010, 01:31:47 AM »
He was in the hospital trying to seek help after he watched me skull fuck the hell out of his mother until my frikkin jizz was coming out of her fucking teeth fillings.  I wish people would go play in a fucking fire.

thanks for the update though Wench
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« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2010, 09:13:16 AM »
Cam is gw bush?  :thumsup:
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