YAY! So glad you are here. And don't believe everything you hear about me. They missed lots of stuff...
Cards suck ass.
Disastros... uh... rule, yeah, that's right. I said it. Never mind that Roy O will be pitching every third day because there ain't nobody behind him. Never mind that if Lance and Carlos get even so much as a hangnail that our season is over before it begins.
We rule, baby.