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Dear Editor in Charge,
I have read the Thayer Evans piece on Auburn/Cam Newton from last week and the most recent, and I would like to thank you. You have saved me some valuable time today. I have recently run out of toilet paper at my home and instead of going by a convenience store to purchase toilet paper I am printing out 300 copies of each story and using them to wipe myself properly this evening. Before you decide to delete this response you should consider two things, 1. I have a massive Thayer I have been saving since 8 a.m. this morning and 2. I will UPS the the outcome of said Thayer, on your dime of course, and you can post it as an Editorial on your website. At least that way, people will be clear that you are producing shit rather than actual journalism.
Best Regards,
Taylor