Evil Cam Newton

[Townhallsavoy]

Whoever did this deserves a beer. 

http://twitter.com/evil_cam_newton

Some excerpts:

In my opinion, I've always felt that the Haley Center is the jewel of the Plains.

I only roll Toomer's corner with USED toilet paper

I know evil counterparts usually have mustaches, but I don't want to give the appearance of supporting men's health

I didn't ask for $180k. I asked for their first born. I guess they CAN put a price on that.