Bama vs. LSU

[RWS]

Don't get me wrong, our defense is playing a pretty good game, but holy shit LSU has N O offense. With 1:10 left in the half, LSU had 2 first downs and 45 total offensive yards.  While we're talking about the last 1:10 of the half, WTF Les Miles? So, you decide you're going to try and punch in another score with 1:10 left starting at your own 5 yard line. You have 3 timeouts to accomplish this. Alabama is going to a total prevent defense for this drive. OK.

1. Your QBs are not good. At all. And you're going to try and drive 95 yards in a minute.

2. If your QB gets picked, you have basically hand delivered us another field goal, if not a pick 6.

3.  You get the ball back after halftime.

I just don't get the logic. You're going to force your team to try and be something it isn't in a hurry-up situation, and ask them to do it to the tune of 95 yards. Then, after all that, you go into halftime with nothing to show for it, and 2 timeouts still left on the board. If LSU wins this game, it will be despite their coaching, that's for sure.

[djsimp]

uh oh! 10-7 thanks to Dre.

[RWS]

uh oh! 10-7 thanks to Dre.

He needs to spend less time talking shit, more time finding a receiver to cover when it's a pass.

[djsimp]

Well it didn't take long for bama to score. I figured Jasper would miss another. Tight ballgame.

[AUChizad]

Did anyone else see Miles eat grass right before that 2 pt conversion???

That clip is coming to a YouTubes near you.

[Tiger Wench]

Did anyone else see Miles eat grass right before that 2 pt conversion???

That clip is coming to a YouTubes near you.

I DID! I DID!!  I was shocked and amused all at the same time!

NEVIS.  Bad dreams for McElroy tonight...

There is much MUCH rejoicing going on in my house at this moment...

[Yoda]

Looks like Bama is out of the driver seat, how's that bench seat back there?

[wesfau2]

Did anyone else see Miles eat grass right before that 2 pt conversion???

That clip is coming to a YouTubes near you.

Saw that and it didn't surprise me any more than it would to see him eating from a jar of paste.

Jarret Lee and Reuben Randle deserve co-MVPs for this game.  Randle was in on the big TD and the drive-saving pitch and catch.

[RWS]

Looks like Bama is out of the driver seat, how's that bench seat back there?

This Alabama team simply isn't mature enough to control it's own destiny. Good win, corndogs.

[ssgaufan]

I wonder if Herbstreit is regretting letting Saban cum in his mouth now?

[The Prowler]

SPuat had a lot of trouble with Drake.....what 'til they get a load of Nick Fairley.

Btw, Coach belittle somewhat threw his players under the bus.  Saying that the team is too results oriented and that he teaches a bunch of stuff about stuff.  Basically saying that the players aren't dedicated to "his" philosophy of doing stuff the right way.

Also, I love watching CBS 42 after SPuat gets beat, Radice and Griffin are mad, LMFAO...I Fuckin' LOVE IT.  RWS don't be a stranger now that all of y'alls dreams have been dashed.

[The Prowler]

I wonder if Jesse Palmer now thinks that SPuat is Extremely Overrated? Since they got beat by a "Very Overrated LSU team".

[ssgaufan]

I really don't care what the fuck that fag thinks.

[AUsweetheart]

I really don't care what the fuck that fag thinks.

That Canadian motherfucker. Only mentioned how "vastly overrated LSU was where Auburn's win was concerned. Not one word when discussing the upcoming game against "the best team in the nation."

Go fuck yourself, Jesse. Or better yet, go fuck Urban. You were a shitty football player and a shitty bachelor.

[djsimp]

That Canadian motherfucker. Only mentioned how "vastly overrated LSU was where Auburn's win was concerned. Not one word when discussing the upcoming game against "the best team in the nation."

Go fuck yourself, Jesse. Or better yet, go fuck Urban. You were a shitty football player and a shitty bachelor.

 

[The Prowler]

That Canadian motherfucker. Only mentioned how "vastly overrated LSU was where Auburn's win was concerned. Not one word when discussing the upcoming game against "the best team in the nation."

Go fuck yourself, Jesse. Or better yet,u go fuck Urban. You were a shitty football player and a shitty bachelor.

And he has a gay spiky hair-do.

[RWS]

SPuat had a lot of trouble with Drake.....what 'til they get a load of Nick Fairley.

Btw, Coach belittle somewhat threw his players under the bus.  Saying that the team is too results oriented and that he teaches a bunch of stuff about stuff.  Basically saying that the players aren't dedicated to "his" pholosity of doing stuff the right way.

Also, I love watching CBS 42 after SPuat gets beat, Radice and Griffin are mad, LMFAO...I Fuckin' LOVE IT.  RWS don't be a stranger now that all of y'alls dreams have been dashed.

Prowler, no matter what, you always say Saban is "throwing his players under the bus". Even after Saban said the USCe loss was the fault of the coaching staff, you made the same fucking comment. All Saban can do is coach these kids to do what they are supposed to do. He can't go out there and tackle a guy. He can't help it Dre Kirkpatrick blew his coverage. He can't help it that the team pretty much laid down and took it in the second half. That shit was visible. I mean, after watching Saban the past 3 years blowing up on punters and other players when up by 30+ points because they shanked a punt,  or some other insignificant mistake, do you really want me to think he teaches them anything other than finishing, and beating the shit out of the guy across from you? Especially when damn near every time the man speaks, he mentions it?

Oh, and don't worry. I won't be like you when you got punked on the whole uniform thing a few weeks ago and fall off the map for a week or so. I have surgery on Tuesday, so I might not be around for a few days. But it doesn't have shit to do with Alabama losing.

[JR4AU]

I love the script everybody, including Eli Gold seems to be reading from after a loss. 

Eli: Did y'all just not execute?

Player: No, we had our opportunities, and didn't execute. 

Eli: So what happened really?

(insert any player or coach): We were playing too goal oriented, and not process oriented.  We have been playing for a championship, not playing like champions. 

And this goes on for the entire post game show.  Nothing ever said about how Miles or LSU really had a solid day, or game plan, and how they made things happen.

[jmar]

I love the script everybody, including Eli Gold seems to be reading from after a loss. 

Eli: Did y'all just not execute?

Player: No, we had our opportunities, and didn't execute. 

Eli: So what happened really?

(insert any player or coach): We were playing too goal oriented, and not process oriented.  We have been playing for a championship, not playing like champions. 

And this goes on for the entire post game show.  Nothing ever said about how Miles or LSU really had a solid day, or game plan, and how they made things happen.

WE HAD A PHUKIN BLUEPRINT!

[DnATL]

He can't go out there and tackle a guy.

Sure he can, but it would just be a shoestring tackle (unless he decided to go high, then it would be an ankle tackle)