Breaking News... Chizik admitted he paid Kenny Rogers

[AWK]

Breaking News: Chizik has admitted he paid Kenny Rogers on several occasions in the past. He wouldn't disclose the amounts but it is speculated he usually ordered the 2 piece meal with mashed potatoes and slaw. So somewhere in the $6.75 range, + drink. His credit card records are being requested by the NCAA.

[AUChizad]

Breaking News: Chizik has admitted he paid Kenny Rogers on several occasions in the past. He wouldn't disclose the amounts but it is speculated he usually ordered the 2 piece meal with mashed potatoes and slaw. So somewhere in the $6.75 range, + drink. His credit card records are being requested by the NCAA.

I shit my pants a little before reading the second sentence, but  nonetheless.

[Godfather]

To soon

[chinook]

the colonel is rolling in his gravy.

[Snaggletiger]

You gotta' laff.

[AUTiger1]

You gotta' laff.

Man has a point....that shit was funny!

[Buzz Killington]

Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you! Who's next?

[Snaggletiger]

Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you! Who's next?

Juices and berries?  Aww, that ain't nuthin' but a ultra-perm.

[Lurking Tiger]

Juices and berries?  Aww, that ain't nuthin' but a ultra-perm.

Cam Newton ? Dat's dey one. White man always got to pull Cam Newton out dey ass.

[DnATL]

Les Miles is pissed that he can't get a Cam Newton at Popeye's