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EDSBS Take...hahahahaha
« on: November 05, 2010, 11:05:42 AM »
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2010/11/5/1795482/relevant-email-scams-of-our-time

They say this is an e-mail that they received last night...

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Dear Sir/M,


I am Mr. Kenneth Rogers. an agent acting on behalf of Mssr. Cam Newton, ABUJA (FCT).

I have the courage to Crave indulgence for this important business believing that you will never let me down either now or in the future.
Some years ago, a former American Football Player with other respected National Football Corporations, made a numbered time (fixed)deposit for twelve calendar months, valued $200,000.USD in an account to secure the footballer playing time of Mssr. Cam Newtons.


On maturity, Mssr. Cam Newton will sign with such as desired football corporations and make the touchdowns.
If you desire to win the contests, you will make such a fixed time deposit into an account of my choosing.  Upon receipt of your goodwill intentions, Mssr. Cam Newtons will be delivered post-haste.


Since I know you are an honorable individual with great expectations, I will accept a small discount sum in the order of $180,000 for the same rights and ventures.


Thank you for your time and many blessings and peace be upon you.


Mssr. Kenneth Rogers, FUT Alabama Football Program

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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2010, 11:11:58 AM »
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2010/11/5/1795482/relevant-email-scams-of-our-time

They say this is an e-mail that they received last night...

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Having read many of these for real in my business, that's funny as shit right there!
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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2010, 11:21:36 AM »
Gold Jerry.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2010, 11:21:41 AM »
Having read many of these for real in my business, that's funny as shit right there!

Exactly what I was thinking. I get at least one of those a week.

Dear Mr. Attorney, I have done much research and know your firm to be well respected and the one to handle a situation of grave matter importance.  My father's family has an inheritance which is deposited....
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2010, 11:23:28 AM »
Exactly what I was thinking. I get at least one of those a week.

Dear Mr. Attorney, I have done much research and know your firm to be well respected and the one to handle a situation of grave matter importance.  My father's family has an inheritance which is deposited....

You ought to hear the reaction when you call one that has a phone number and say "This is the office of the District Attorney, we received your email and..."
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« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2010, 11:24:55 AM »
You ought to hear the reaction when you call one that has a phone number and say "This is the office of the District Attorney, we received your email and..."

That's great. 

Fucking with telemarketers got old years ago.  I have new cheap fun.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."