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OK. I admit it.

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OK. I admit it.
« on: November 05, 2010, 01:13:29 PM »
I was tired of hearing all you fuckers whine about being jumped in the BCS so I  put Kenny Rogers up to this. 
See. 
Getting jumped ain't so bad after all.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: OK. I admit it.
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2010, 01:19:50 PM »
I was tired of hearing all you fuckers whine about being jumped in the BCS so I  put Kenny Rogers up to this. 
See. 
Getting jumped ain't so bad after all.
Love will turn you around, turn you around.
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Re: OK. I admit it.
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2010, 01:24:40 PM »
Kenny used to put out a mean buffet.  Loved me some Roasters
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2010, 01:28:32 PM »
Love will turn you around, turn you around.

Islands in the stream, that is what we are.
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Re: OK. I admit it.
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2010, 01:31:56 PM »
You know the thing that pisses me off the most....it pushed one of the funniest threads down the page.

AWKs thread about the Texas statues is full of win.
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Re: OK. I admit it.
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2010, 01:33:38 PM »
Promise me son not to
do the things I’ve done
Walk away from trouble if you can
It won’t mean you’re weak
if you turn the other cheek
I hope you’re old enough to understand
Son you don’t have to fight to be a man
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: OK. I admit it.
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2010, 01:38:21 PM »
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Re: OK. I admit it.
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2010, 01:39:24 PM »
Excuse me sir.  What condition is my condition in?
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: OK. I admit it.
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2010, 03:38:04 PM »
You know the thing that pisses me off the most....it pushed one of the funniest threads down the page.

AWKs thread about the Texas statues is full of win.
Fact.
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Re: OK. I admit it.
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2010, 03:50:33 PM »
It’s hard to love man who’s dick is bent and paralyzed. 

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