The LOIAPIQ (Letter Of Inquiry About Potential Illegal Quidditchery) is on it's way to Gadsden, if not there already. However, it's been rumored that a certain computer repairshop owner is good friends with a guy who knows this girl who once dated a friend of one of the part time front desk workers in Indianapolis. Yes, that's right....Indianapolis. Anyway, he did some "Free" software upgrades for the guy.
Nothing will ever come of it. Move along people, nothing to see.