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Randy Moss & the Vikings...
« on: November 01, 2010, 03:13:16 PM »
That 2nd marriege didn't last long.
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Re: Randy Moss & the Vikings...
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2010, 03:15:16 PM »
That 2nd marriege didn't last long.

Reminds me of what I told this guy I knew that remarried his ex-wife. 

"If you open up your refrigerator and the milk has gone bad what makes you think that if you come back in two weeks and check the result is going to be any different?"
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Randy Moss & the Vikings...
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2010, 03:18:42 PM »
Reminds me of what I told this guy I knew that remarried his ex-wife. 

"If you open up your refrigerator and the milk has gone bad what makes you think that if you come back in two weeks and check the result is going to be any different?"

A dry spell will make a man drink some nasty shit.
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Re: Randy Moss & the Vikings...
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2010, 03:20:43 PM »
A dry spell will make a man drink some nasty shit.

Don't get me wrong, she was hot as hell but after you nut in her face you realize what a bitch she is.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Randy Moss & the Vikings...
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2010, 03:26:42 PM »
Don't get me wrong, she was hot as hell but after you nut in her face you realize what a bitch she is.










Somewhere, there's some dude sick of putting up with every one of these chic's shit.
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Re: Randy Moss & the Vikings...
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2010, 03:30:28 PM »









Somewhere, there's some dude sick of putting up with every one of these chic's shit.
I am, every damn last one of them!
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Re: Randy Moss & the Vikings...
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2010, 03:33:34 PM »
Just remember: no matter how hot she is, somebody somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit.
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Re: Randy Moss & the Vikings...
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2010, 03:34:36 PM »
Just remember: no matter how hot she is, somebody somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit.
They all be crazy
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Re: Randy Moss & the Vikings...
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2010, 03:42:09 PM »
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Re: Randy Moss & the Vikings...
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2010, 06:04:46 PM »
Randy Moss - Should be considered the greatest receiver of all time but is too much of a punk ass bitch to be recognized as such.

Imagine if Moss was a team player like Rice or Chris Carter? 

Dude would be  :bc:.
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Re: Randy Moss & the Vikings...
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2010, 06:36:17 PM »
Ravens could use him now, even the NY Giants as far as adding a game changer.
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Re: Randy Moss & the Vikings...
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2010, 07:18:11 PM »
I hope he ends up stealing car radios to pay for his crack habit.

Of course the popo would neva catch him. Unless he just didn't feel like it that day.
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