Where The Bear Resides

[Snaggletiger]

Just a little comic relief before I spend the next 4 hours in depositions.  (Very little)

Yesterday, I ran into an old buddy I hadn't seen in a few years.  Took a few minutes to catch up...how's the family....work...the dog....blah, blah, blah.  The guy says he did have one pretty significant thing happen to him and pulls the top of his shirt down to show one of those nasty ass scars from his neck to his belly.  Dude had a heart attack a year ago and they opened him up, pulled his heart out and did whatever they do when they do the things they do...or that vodoo that they do so well.  He says for two hours, he was hooked up to all kinds of machinery while they had his heart outside his body and for all intents and purposes, he was dead for that time.

I jokingly asked if he saw a light or if recalled the experience.  Of course this Bammer says, "I spoke to the Bear the whole time".  To which I replied, "So you went to hell, huh? Man, I'm sorry to hear that.  Was it hot?"

Aaawwww man, you ain't right.  You ain't right.

[Pell City Tiger]

Outstanding! A quick thinker on your feet you are.

[AUTailgatingRules]

I thought the Bear lived in the clouds, I'm pretty sure a Bammer posted a picture of him not long ago

[wesfau2]

they do when they do the things they do...or that vodoo that they do so well.

Don't know
how you do...
that voodoo
that you do
so well
it's a spell
hell, makes me wanna....

Shoop...shoopy-doop...

S & tha P
wanna get with me
Cool, but i'm wicked G
I hit skins
but never quickly
I hit tha skins for the hell of it
Just for the yell I get
Mmmm...mmmm..mmmm for the smell of it
They want my bod
Here's the hot rod
12 inches to a yard
will have ya soundin like a retard
Big Twan Lover, 6'2"
Wanna hit you
So whatchoo wanna do?

[Jumbo]

Don't know
how you do...
that voodoo
that you do
so well
it's a spell
hell, makes me wanna....

Shoop...shoopy-doop...

S & tha P
wanna get with me
Cool, but i'm wicked G
I hit skins
but never quickly
I hit tha skins for the hell of it
Just for the yell I get
Mmmm...mmmm..mmmm for the smell of it
They want my bod
Here's the hot rod
12 inches to a yard
will have ya soundin like a retard
Big Twan Lover, 6'2"
Wanna hit you
So whatchoo wanna do?

Salt an Peppa's here an we in effect.