Screw him. He and Garth Brooks have been hanging around ballparks for the last 15 years hoping to catch some man love from a real player.
My grandfather always said, 'If you hang around the store long enough, it'll get you something.' That's the way I look at it."
When asked what position he would end up playing, at first he quipped and said, "Designated Hebrew,"
I'm impressed he made contact. I doubt many of us could do that against a major league pitcher. Although it could have been blind luck.
I would make contact.
And how did it turn out? Place your bets now.
He looked like a punk ass bitch.
Where the hell you've been there titties and beer?
I have been busy getting ass, not much time to hang out with you fucking nerds.
Um, yeah...I'm going to have to go ahead and call bullshit on that one. Unless by 'getting ass', you mean 'playing World of Warcraft'.