Oh my God... literally... ESDBS lets God sort the unbeatens...

[Tiger Wench]

I am sitting in the lounge laughing audibly.  The bartender just cut me off because I am crying.

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2010/10/20/1763668/new-testament-god-sorts-the-undefeateds-and-has-a-lunch-date

Too many pictures to post - you just gotta see it to enjoy...

[wesfau2]

Good stuff.  Highlights:

Les Miles:  Hey guys. Great day. Having one. Hope you are, too. Jenga birdman catastrophic taffy willow. Drake Nevis ate my BMW, but that's fine because he spit out a Bentley. Can't wait to get to play Georgia this weekend.

God's Monty Python stand-in:
LIKE BILLY MAYS I'M GIVING OUT BARGAINS AND EXPERIENCING CHEST PAINS GOOD LORD I HAVE TO STOP THAWING MEAT AND COOKING IT AFTER I COME HOME FROM THE BAR.

TRY TO MAKE SWEET LOVE TO YOUR WIFE WITH THE SOUND OF DAN WETZEL IN YOUR EARS.

CALL ME COMCAST BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING SERVED POORLY AND IN A KIND OF RAPEY FASHION