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« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2010, 02:12:18 PM »
Yeah, but I think the real question is: what fucking man wears "sleep shorts"?  Are they like Mormon temple garments?

Nekkid, baby.  Like the day I was born and (hopefully) the way I go out.

Hope your house don't catch fire.  I handled an insurance claim years ago on a total fire loss to the home of the Sheriff of a small town.  He too.....slept nekkid.  The entire town responded that night.  The entire town spied his entire ass and hootie-hoo.  He said a pair of sleep shorts were one of his first purchases with the insurance money.
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« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2010, 02:16:11 PM »
Yeah, but I think the real question is: what fucking man wears "sleep shorts"?  Are they like Mormon temple garments?

Nekkid, baby.  Like the day I was born and (hopefully) the way I go out.

Retired Army- You don't know when your going to have run out and get in position ( Old habits). Body Armor don't cover the Dingus. No matter how big the weapon (real gun) you are carrying, when your nekkid it just don't matter. And its funny watching guys run while their shit is in the wind.

My boys behind the sleep shorts think their behind a steel vault.
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« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2010, 02:17:46 PM »
Hope your house don't catch fire.  I handled an insurance claim years ago on a total fire loss to the home of the Sheriff of a small town.  He too.....slept nekkid.  The entire town responded that night.  The entire town spied his entire ass and hootie-hoo.  He said a pair of sleep shorts were one of his first purchases with the insurance money.

He should have paid his $75.00.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2010, 02:19:56 PM »
Yeah, I went too far in 05' too.  I had rocked the bright orange, oversized Ronnie Brown jersey for all of 04' and didn't have the good sense to retire it before the 05' season opener.  Yeah, I know, but some guys just don't know when it's time to hang em' up.  So far, it's the solid blue Polo pullover and vintage Aubie cap. (New one)

No self respecting adult male should wear a jersey!
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« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2010, 02:21:47 PM »
He should have paid his $75.00.

He hates Glenn Beck
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« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2010, 02:22:40 PM »
Hope your house don't catch fire.  I handled an insurance claim years ago on a total fire loss to the home of the Sheriff of a small town.  He too.....slept nekkid.  The entire town responded that night.  The entire town spied his entire ass and hootie-hoo.  He said a pair of sleep shorts were one of his first purchases with the insurance money.

If my house is burning to the ground, my bare ass is the least of my worries.

Besides, once they gazed upon my nekkid body, the local townsfolk would fall over themselves to gain my favor.

You're big on the lemmonparties already.  I hardly see that changing over time.

Change is bad.

Retired Army- You don't know when your going to have run out and get in position ( Old habits). Body Armor don't cover the Dingus. No matter how big the weapon (real gun) you are carrying, when your nekkid it just don't matter. And its funny watching guys run while their shit is in the wind.

My boys behind the sleep shorts think their behind a steel vault.

Diff'rent strokes, I guess.  I'd have to break that habit.

He should have paid his $75.00.

Wait til we have pay-for-protection police.

No self respecting adult male should wear a jersey!

This guy knows.
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« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2010, 02:24:38 PM »
No self respecting adult male should wear a jersey!

It got us 13 wins in 04'.  Plus, it had my name on the back.
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« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2010, 02:29:12 PM »
It got us 13 wins in 04'.  Plus, it had my name on the back.

At least it had your own name in lieu of someone elses.

Didn't realize there would be enough room for Noballshavingmotherfucker?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2010, 02:31:10 PM »
At least it had your own name in lieu of someone elses.

Didn't realize there would be enough room for Noballshavingmotherfucker?

It didn't... he went with "HE CARE ME"
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« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2010, 02:34:48 PM »
No self respecting adult male should wear a jersey!
I agree. I also boycott orange, I look like a fuckin' pumpkin or contruction barrell in orange.
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« Reply #30 on: October 20, 2010, 02:38:58 PM »
It didn't... he went with "HE CARE ME"

A snicker turned quickly into a full blown chorlte.
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« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2010, 02:39:22 PM »
I agree. I also boycott orange, I look like a fuckin' pumpkin or contruction barrell in orange.

Why do you hate Halloween and migrant road workers?
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« Reply #32 on: October 20, 2010, 02:43:16 PM »
Wait til we have pay-for-protection police.

We already have that.  Mugsy has bought many a Christmas presents.
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