**WARNING** TMI

[Token]

So I've been doing kegel exercises for about a month now.  The upside has proven to be magnificent,  but the down side is much worse than the upside is better.  I can't shit.  No, really.  It feels like I'm trying to squeeze a 58 Buick Roadmaster out of my ass.  I mean, Christmas is getting close and I'd really like to surprise my wife with a prodigious amount of milky goodness across the bridge of her nose and into both eyes, but I don't want to be found dead on the john with a brain aneurysm. 

Can I get a prescription for a few hundred epidurals?  Or should I just start eating taco meat 3 times a day?

I did warn you.

[AUTiger1]

Only on the X!

[Saniflush]

I have no answer for the main issue but let me say nothing says yule tide greetings like a shot across the bow.

[JR4AU]

So I've been doing kegel exercises for about a month now.  The upside has proven to be magnificent,  but the down side is much worse than the upside is better.  I can't shit.  No, really.  It feels like I'm trying to squeeze a 58 Buick Roadmaster out of my ass.  I mean, Christmas is getting close and I'd really like to surprise my wife with a prodigious amount of milky goodness across the bridge of her nose and into both eyes, but I don't want to be found dead on the john with a brain aneurysm. 

Can I get a prescription for a few hundred epidurals?  Or should I just start eating taco meat 3 times a day?

I did warn you.

Some of the chili I made Saturday should do the trick.

[JR4AU]

Oh, good, strong, hot coffee works too.

[Godfather]

Fiber.   Have some yogurt in the morning and then lots of salad.

[Buzz Killington]

Fiber.   Have some yogurt in the morning and then lots of salad.

I am really getting sick of all these gay hijac....wait, what?

[Snaggletiger]

Regularityability has never been my problem (As my family can attest) so I gots nothin' for ya'.

[wesfau2]

Fiber.   Have some yogurt in the morning and then lots of salad.

Oatmeal.

That stuff is miraculous.

[Buzz Killington]

Try eating a bran muffin and some strong coffee for breakfast every day for a week.

[Tiger Wench]

PLEASE tell me this is a riff off of some stupid movie...

Please...

[Saniflush]

PLEASE tell me this is a riff off of some stupid movie...

Please...

It's not.
Toke try this now that the nights are getting cooler.
Taco Soup

2 lbs. hamburger
1 medium onion (cut up)
1 can red beans
1 can black beans
1 can pinto beans
1 can Rotel (I use original)
2 cans white corn
2 pkgs. Taco seasoning mix
2 pkgs. Ranch dressing mix
2 cups water

Brown hamburger meat with onion till done.  Add all other ingredients (without draining) and let simmer.  Serve with tostitos (or fritos), grated cheese and sour cream.

*Note:  You can use any type of beans you like.  I usually use only 2 cans of red beans.

[Godfather]

It's not.
Toke try this now that the nights are getting cooler.
Taco Soup

2 lbs. hamburger
1 medium onion (cut up)
1 can red beans
1 can black beans
1 can pinto beans
1 can Rotel (I use original)
2 cans white corn
2 pkgs. Taco seasoning mix
2 pkgs. Ranch dressing mix
2 cups water

Brown hamburger meat with onion till done.  Add all other ingredients (without draining) and let simmer.  Serve with tostitos (or fritos), grated cheese and sour cream.

*Note:  You can use any type of beans you like.  I usually use only 2 cans of red beans.

That sounds good, gonna give that one to Mrs. GF

[Saniflush]

That sounds good, gonna give that one to Mrs. GF

it is.  Gonna make it tonight myself.

[AUTiger1]

It's not.
Toke try this now that the nights are getting cooler.
Taco Soup

2 lbs. hamburger
1 medium onion (cut up)
1 can red beans
1 can black beans
1 can pinto beans
1 can Rotel (I use original)
2 cans white corn
2 pkgs. Taco seasoning mix
2 pkgs. Ranch dressing mix
2 cups water

Brown hamburger meat with onion till done.  Add all other ingredients (without draining) and let simmer.  Serve with tostitos (or fritos), grated cheese and sour cream.

*Note:  You can use any type of beans you like.  I usually use only 2 cans of red beans.

[Buzz Killington]

It's not.
Toke try this now that the nights are getting cooler.
Taco Soup

2 lbs. hamburger
1 medium onion (cut up)
1 can red beans
1 can black beans
1 can pinto beans
1 can Rotel (I use original)
2 cans white corn
2 pkgs. Taco seasoning mix
2 pkgs. Ranch dressing mix
2 cups water

Brown hamburger meat with onion till done.  Add all other ingredients (without draining) and let simmer.  Serve with tostitos (or fritos), grated cheese and sour cream.

*Note:  You can use any type of beans you like.  I usually use only 2 cans of red beans.

^^^This too^^^

Mrs. Killington usually makes this a couple of times throughout the winter.  It is delicious and functional.

[Snaggletiger]

A thread about dropping a growler goes viral in about 2 hours.

[Tiger Wench]

That is an absolute wintertime favorite at my house.  It also freezes very well - use the quart size freezer bags for any extra (lay them flat to freeze) - one quart bag will generally hold a single serving, so any leftovers can be saved and reheated as your colon dictates.

A friend of mine and I were talking about that recipe this weekend, and we wondered about substituting a cajan spice mix for the taco powder and making it a cajun bean soup... A package of taco seasoning is about 2.5 tablespoons - if you use two packages of taco seasoning, that's five tbsp - i don't know that I would put that many tablespoons of Tony Chachere's in there unless you use the low salt one.  Maybe try two tbsp of Tony's and then add more to taste.  Serve with fresh french bread instead of chips.

OH - be sure to drain the cans of corn.

[AWK]

A cup of coffee and a cigarette will get your feces a flowin'.

[djsimp]

One word....Fleet.