If Bama played Auburn today

[Token]

So you have no examples...  thanks for playing.

I didn't realize that you requested examples.  Here's 136 examples, and they are numbered.   

http://www.tigersx.com/forum/profile/280tiger_342/area,showposts/

[Godfather]

I didn't realize that you requested examples.  Here's 136 examples, and they are numbered.   

http://www.tigersx.com/forum/profile/280tiger_342/area,showposts/

I chortled

[280TIGER]

I didn't realize that you requested examples.  Here's 136 examples, and they are numbered.   

http://www.tigersx.com/forum/profile/280tiger_342/area,showposts/

Now those are funny posts...  Thanks for the great read, I forgot how stupid I have made you look over the past few months.  Now as for being a dumb MF, I believe you stated that because I expressed that Cam Newton wasn't a one man team.  Oddly enough, Scarbinski wrote the same thing today.  Man, he is the dumbest MF on the Bham News staff.

You really need to calm down, Alabama has only lost one game.  Oh yeah, you are needed at the crosswalk.

[Token]

Now those are funny posts...  Thanks for the great read, I forgot how stupid I have made you look over the past few months.  Now as for being a dumb MF, I believe you stated that because I expressed that Cam Newton wasn't a one man team.  Oddly enough, Scarbinski wrote the same thing today.  Man, he is the dumbest MF on the Bham News staff.

You really need to calm down, Alabama has only lost one game.  Oh yeah, you are needed at the crosswalk.

Since you value my opinion, and since you asked.....Scarb is Finebaum without the radio show.  Although Scab is considerably better, (because he doesn't need to fluff a certain crowd for ratings) but both are dumb motherfuckers.  And for the record?  You've been the dumbest motherfucker here since July 30, 2010.  Long before Alabama got their ass whipped by USCe.

[280TIGER]

Since you value my opinion, and since you asked.....Scarb is Finebaum without the radio show.  Although Scab is considerably better, (because he doesn't need to fluff a certain crowd for ratings) but both are dumb motherfuckers.  And for the record?  You've been the dumbest motherfucker here since July 30, 2010.  Long before Alabama got their ass whipped by USCe.

Still, no real reasons for your opinion.  I would assume you are one of the less educated posters on the site due to the way you feel the need to use profanity to get a point across.  That is usually the sign of someone who doesn't articulate well.  A limited vocabulary forces repetitive use of such filler words.  That would be one of the points to my argument. 

Once again, bama only has one loss.  You have totally lost your cool.

[Token]

Still, no real reasons for your opinion.  I would assume you are one of the less educated posters on the site due to the way you feel the need to use profanity to get a point across.  That is usually the sign of someone who doesn't articulate well.  A limited vocabulary forces repetitive use of such filler words.  That would be one of the points to my argument. 

Is this the same Birmingham with the erectile dysfunction problem that posted on AUnation for a while.  If so, tell your wife and my kid I said hello.  Oh, after you kiss your wife, let me know how my dick taste.

No, the best I could come up with would be the look of disappointment on your father's face the moment you told him you had taken a job normally reserved for women.  Or a video of your wife masterbating to thought of fucking a real man.

Sorry limp dick I have a life and wasn't hanging out on the computer all day.

You are a fucking pussy no matter what, dipshit.  You work for a volunteer fire dept.  Whoopty fucking doo!!! 

Yeah, if you are going to pointlessly beat the shit out of someone, make sure it is your girlfriend.

Too bad Bham's wife gave me the $200 to fuck her eyes out....

BTW, after you kiss your wife goodnight, write back and tell me how my cum taste, you GED level assfuck....

That's just 3 pages of your posts.  You want me to go further, or do you now see why you are the dumbest motherhumper on this site?

[War Eagle!!!]

Is this the same Birmingham with the erectile dysfunction problem that posted on AUnation for a while.  If so, tell your wife and my kid I said hello.  Oh, after you kiss your wife, let me know how my dick taste.

No, the best I could come up with would be the look of disappointment on your father's face the moment you told him you had taken a job normally reserved for women.  Or a video of your wife masterbating to thought of fucking a real man.

Sorry limp dick I have a life and wasn't hanging out on the computer all day.

You are a fucking pussy no matter what, dipshit.  You work for a volunteer fire dept.  Whoopty fucking doo!!! 

Yeah, if you are going to pointlessly beat the shit out of someone, make sure it is your girlfriend.

Too bad Bham's wife gave me the $200 to fuck her eyes out....

BTW, after you kiss your wife goodnight, write back and tell me how my cum taste, you GED level assfuck....

That's just 3 pages of your posts.  You want me to go further, or do you now see why you are the dumbest motherhumper on this site?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[AUTiger1]

Is this the same Birmingham with the erectile dysfunction problem that posted on AUnation for a while.  If so, tell your wife and my kid I said hello.  Oh, after you kiss your wife, let me know how my tool taste.

No, the best I could come up with would be the look of disappointment on your father's face the moment you told him you had taken a job normally reserved for women.  Or a video of your wife masterbating to thought of phuking a real man.

Sorry limp tool I have a life and wasn't hanging out on the computer all day.

You are a phuking pussy no matter what, dippoop.  You work for a volunteer fire dept.  Whoopty phuking doo!!! 

Yeah, if you are going to pointlessly beat the poop out of someone, make sure it is your girlfriend.

Too bad Bham's wife gave me the $200 to phuk her eyes out....

BTW, after you kiss your wife goodnight, write back and tell me how my cum taste, you GED level assphuk....

That's just 3 pages of your posts.  You want me to go further, or do you now see why you are the dumbest motherhumper on this site?

Oh, don't forget these gems:

Once again, you speak of something of which you have no knowledge.  Reputable pharma companies don't do the whole "pen and pad" thing.  There are industry guidelines that do not allow it.  And as far as handing out boner pills or PPIs, that is for bimbos like you that wasted their time with double majors, but their only real talent is sucking a cock.

So, please stick to what you know, getting on your knees to try to climb the corp. ladder.

Let 'em know I will stop by with some samples, after I get through phuking your sweat hog wife.  Thanks for the referral....

I am not going Lou Ferrigno, I just like to put pussies like you in their place when they run their mouth.  Nothing personal.

C-U-N-T

That's just two pages

[The Prowler]

If I were to crown *** ******* the dumbest motherfucker on this board (and I didn't, 280 wears that crown), it would have absolutely nothing to do with how many upset games he predicted.  Although it was an impressive showing, it has no relevance in my central thesis of unchallenged stupidity.

Okay, what if this certain poster states that Tennessee is gonna beat SPuat this upcoming weekend, would he still be the "dumbest mother fucker God ever stretched skin over"?

[jmar]

Okay, what if this certain poster states that Tennessee is gonna beat SPuat this upcoming weekend, would he still be the "dumbest mother phuker God ever stretched skin over"?

Prowler, that would be the fall of the western empire as we knew it.

[Tiger Wench]

That's just 3 pages of your posts.  You want me to go further, or do you now see why you are the dumbest motherhumper on this site?

Good thing you know lots of doctors, 280 - that right there is gonna leave a mark.

Bitch.

[AUChizad]

Okay, what if this certain poster states that Tennessee is gonna beat SPuat this upcoming weekend, would he still be the "dumbest mother fucker God ever stretched skin over"?

Ok, you correctly picked a lot of upsets last week...but come on...

[Jumbo]

Okay, what if this certain poster states that Tennessee is gonna beat SPuat this upcoming weekend, would he still be the "dumbest mother fucker God ever stretched skin over"?

That could happen!












































Unless It Doesn't

[The Prowler]

Ok, you correctly picked a lot of upsets last week...but come on...

I'm just saying what if, is all...and how do you know that token is talking about me?


Unless you think I'm the dumbest mother fuckin' poster in the History of message board posters.  Hmm Mmmm, I'm on to you Chiz...I'll be watching you like a mutha fuckin' Chicken Hawk, biatch.

BTW, UCLA 10
Auburn 10
Tennessee 10

[280TIGER]

Is this the same Birmingham with the erectile dysfunction problem that posted on AUnation for a while.  If so, tell your wife and my kid I said hello.  Oh, after you kiss your wife, let me know how my dick taste.

No, the best I could come up with would be the look of disappointment on your father's face the moment you told him you had taken a job normally reserved for women.  Or a video of your wife masterbating to thought of fucking a real man.

Sorry limp dick I have a life and wasn't hanging out on the computer all day.

You are a fucking pussy no matter what, dipshit.  You work for a volunteer fire dept.  Whoopty fucking doo!!! 

Yeah, if you are going to pointlessly beat the shit out of someone, make sure it is your girlfriend.

Too bad Bham's wife gave me the $200 to fuck her eyes out....

BTW, after you kiss your wife goodnight, write back and tell me how my cum taste, you GED level assfuck....

That's just 3 pages of your posts.  You want me to go further, or do you now see why you are the dumbest motherhumper on this site?

I was under your skin enough that you went and took the time to put that e-mail together.  That is priceless.  The old Token would have just let it slide off of his back.

You remind me of one of those black police officers that smacks around a black suspect extra hard to impress the white guys on the force.  You should just be confident in yourself.

[djsimp]

I was under your skin enough that you went and took the time to put that e-mail together.  That is priceless.

Dude, I seriously think you should let it go. I mean you said this...

Still, no real reasons for your opinion.  I would assume you are one of the less educated posters on the site due to the way you feel the need to use profanity to get a point across.  That is usually the sign of someone who doesn't articulate well.  A limited vocabulary forces repetitive use of such filler words.  That would be one of the points to my argument. 

...and he called you out on it by deducting all your credibility of which you further more damage by totally dodging the point. The best thing to do here is to admit you got burned, tuck away your pride and move along.

[280TIGER]

Dude, I seriously think you should let it go. I mean you said this......and he called you out on it by deducting all your credibility of which you further more damage by totally dodging the point. The best thing to do here is to admit you got burned, tuck away your pride and move along.

Actually, I could care less about any of it.  I spend about 15-30 seconds and throw a reply on here.  I got a good laugh that someone took enough time to put together a list of quotes.  Really, in the grand scheme, who cares?

[War Eagle!!!]

Actually, I could care less about any of it.  I spend about 15-30 seconds and throw a reply on here.  I got a good laugh that someone took enough time to put together a list of quotes.  Really, in the grand scheme, who cares?

Apparently you.

[Snaggletiger]

Apparently you.

Come on now.  That just means he does care a little; however, if he tried, the sum total of that caring could be reduced to an extent.  There are actual issues in his life that do in fact warrant not caring at all. 

[Godfather]

Come on now.  That just means he does care a little; however, if he tried, the sum total of that caring could be reduced to an extent.  There are actual issues in his life that do in fact warrant not caring at all.

^^^ Listen^^^  This man has a PhD in caring