We lose by 14+. Sure, my B team quarterback (who's attempted 3 passes this season) could throw for 250 against your secondary, but that won't matter, because McElwain has been swapping offensive philosophies with Tommy Tuberville.
If we are in shotgun, don't worry about the run. You also don't have to worry about our receivers stretching the field. No, we are going to hit a 5 yard route or dump it off to Richardson. When in the pistol formation, you only have to guard between the tackles, because that's where we are going to run it. Wildcat, you ask? Just defend the 1 and 2 holes, because that's where it's going. And don't worry about any other formations, that's all we got.
Fuck me.