**This is stolen from a friend on Facebook who stole it from Tigerdroppings.**
He speaks offense with defense.
When asked by a coach, "What would you like to be when you grow up?" He responded, "Myself."
Trailing by 4, he purposefully allowed the clock to reach zero so that he could know the feeling of winning between regulation and overtime.
He scoffs at the concept of only having 4 downs and even converted 5 4th downs against the defending national champions just to spite it.
"I don't always run the option...but when I do...I prefer the short side."
"I'll never understand why you would want to win on a last second field goal when you can win on a last second touchdown."
When he wants to kick a game winning field goal, he does so with a hail mary pass to the endzone.
Les Miles may not always drink beer, but when he does, he makes better coaching decisions.
Stay thirsty, my friends.