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"We're not the best team in the country. This team hasn't proved shit."

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--Nick Saban in his press conference just now.
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Re: "We're not the best team in the country. This team hasn't proved shit."
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2010, 01:36:48 PM »
Aiight?  I can't believe he actually said that.  Such language.  Everyone knows it's "Proven" and not "Proved".
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Re: "We're not the best team in the country. This team hasn't proved shit."
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2010, 01:38:27 PM »
They way bammers are talking bout Auburn, Saban should be saying that bout us.
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« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2010, 01:38:40 PM »
Aiight?  I can't believe he actually said that.  Such language.  Everyone knows it's "Proven" and not "Proved".
I thought the same thing actually, haha.

I actually typed it "proven", out of habit, and had to go back and edit it to include the grammatical error.
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Re: "We're not the best team in the country. This team hasn't proved shit."
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2010, 03:30:25 PM »
Dropping the S bomb probably isn't the smartest choice of words, but I hope the team is showing the same intensity in this loss. They damn well better be. I don't think there will be any in between, and the rest of this season will go one of two ways (unless it doesn't):

1) Straight down the shitter, Saban makes 30 kids take medical redshirts, 10 kids will have to greyshirt, and 20 kids will get kicked off the team.

2) This loss will come as a wake up call, they pick themselves up by the boot straps, hide ya kids, and hide ya wife.


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Re: "We're not the best team in the country. This team hasn't proved shit."
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2010, 03:44:30 PM »
He's rapin errybody
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Re: "We're not the best team in the country. This team hasn't proved shit."
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2010, 05:18:38 PM »
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"Last year we had the best team in the country and proved it over 14 games. This team hasn't proved shit. (Pause) Excuse my language. That's how I feel about it. So I'm really upset I used bad language and I'm sure I'll get some letters and emails about it. And should."
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« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2010, 05:27:01 PM »
Fuck, okay that was wrong.  I shouldn't have said that...But shit, I just...okay that was wrong too.  I'll try to watch what the hell I say.  Damnit, it happened again. I'm sorry about that.
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Re: "We're not the best team in the country. This team hasn't proved shit."
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2010, 06:00:01 PM »
I'm waiting for a day when a coach at a postgame conference just stands up as say "Fuck all ya'll!". Obviously he will be from the SEC, or Texas.
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Re: "We're not the best team in the country. This team hasn't proved shit."
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2010, 07:43:04 PM »
Aiight?  I can't believe he actually said that.  Such language.  Everyone knows it's "Proven" and not "Proved".
That's the West Virginia hillbilly slang he said he was going to pick up after last weeks press conference. He wanted to make sure they understood him this time.
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Re: "We're not the best team in the country. This team hasn't proved shit."
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2010, 11:57:26 PM »
For Coach belittle, saying Shit is baby talk compared to what he said Saturday:

I'm going off what I remember, so it might not word for word.

(A trainer says something to Coach sabben about McElroy getting the fuck knocked outta him towards the sidelines and possibly having another concussion.)

Coach's response:
"I don't give a damn how many concussions he has. Get Greg McElroy on the field, fuck dammit!!!"

(AJ McCarron noticing that McElroy is struggling talks to coach about going in for a series or two)

Coach's response:
"AJ with the goddamn shennanigans you pulled on that fake fieldgoal, you'd better be thanking God you're still in goddamn uniform, goddamnit!!!!!!!"
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Re: "We're not the best team in the country. This team hasn't proved shit."
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2010, 12:19:13 AM »
For Coach belittle, saying Shit is baby talk compared to what he said Saturday:

I'm going off what I remember, so it might not word for word.

(A trainer says something to Coach sabben about McElroy getting the fuck knocked outta him towards the sidelines and possibly having another concussion.)

Coach's response:
"I don't give a damn how many concussions he has. Get Greg McElroy on the field, fuck dammit!!!"

(AJ McCarron noticing that McElroy is struggling talks to coach about going in for a series or two)

Coach's response:
"AJ with the goddamn shennanigans you pulled on that fake fieldgoal, you'd better be thanking God you're still in goddamn uniform, goddamnit!!!!!!!"

So now you have skreets on the bammer sidelines too? 
« Last Edit: October 12, 2010, 12:19:46 AM by Tiger Wench »
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Re: "We're not the best team in the country. This team hasn't proved shit."
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2010, 12:23:09 AM »
So now you have skreets on the bammer sidelines too?

his skreets are long and distinguished
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Re: "We're not the best team in the country. This team hasn't proved shit."
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2010, 12:40:23 AM »
So now you have skreets on the bammer sidelines too?
nope...I'm a mutha fuckin' lip reader, and I'm damn good at it too.
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« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2010, 08:07:19 AM »
nope...I'm a mutha fuckin' lip reader, and I'm damn good at it too.
You are as dumb as a football bat. I swear.
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Re: "We're not the best team in the country. This team hasn't proved poop."
« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2010, 11:03:47 PM »
Prowler is a government secret agent, expertly trained about anything related to lips.
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Re: "We're not the best team in the country. This team hasn't proved poop."
« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2010, 01:28:20 AM »
Prowler is a government secret agent, expertly trained about anything related to lips.
and Goats...
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs